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Elderly Learn to Text.
Started by Hognutz, March 31, 2014, 10:11:15 PM
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Elderly Learn to Text.
March 31, 2014, 10:11:15 PM
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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March 31, 2014, 10:18:33 PM
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March 31, 2014, 10:24:25 PM
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March 31, 2014, 11:01:50 PM
Why shoot a 3.5"? Because they don't make a 4".
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April 01, 2014, 08:16:39 AM
Good one ...
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April 01, 2014, 10:01:16 AM
Funny shhhtuff!
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April 01, 2014, 10:31:41 AM
Good One!
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April 01, 2014, 12:08:39 PM
At least he did not reply with a selfie.
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April 01, 2014, 09:35:22 PM
it's not the harvest,it's the chase
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