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Started by captpete, March 05, 2014, 03:15:17 AM

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captpete

March 05, 2014, 03:15:17 AM
" It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you

realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. "

CASH

#1
March 05, 2014, 03:43:24 AM
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A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

tomstopper

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March 05, 2014, 06:00:31 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: So True....

Gooserbat

#3
March 05, 2014, 10:57:41 AM
true...
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One of my personal current interests is nest predators and how a majority of hunters, where legal bait to the extent of chumming coons.  However once they get the predators concentrated they don't control them.

bamagtrdude

#4
March 05, 2014, 11:51:11 AM
This *might* be categorized in the "TMI" section, *BUT* ...

Years ago, I had gone turkey hunting a time or two during the weekend...  Well, that next week, I kept getting a "pinching" sensation on one of my testicles, so *MAN* -- I'd reach down there (tried to when nobody was looking) and would "re-adjust" things down there, ya know (just thinking to myself, maybe it's my underwear getting pinched up or something)...

Well, this went on & on & on, and finally, while taking a shower, I was like, "I gotta check this *OUT*" - turns out, I had a deg'gum TICK gnawin' the %$&# out of my balls, dude!!!  I had to get my wife to help me "surgically remove" his butt - but, WOW - that joker was going to TOWN on my balls...

BTW - Roll Tide!  ;)
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Hognutz

#5
March 05, 2014, 12:35:17 PM
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May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

remmy1187

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March 05, 2014, 12:59:22 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Ruger M77

#7
March 05, 2014, 01:00:52 PM
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I eat therefore I hunt

Beard Collecter

#8
March 05, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
I have had the same thing happen to me. My wife being the funny gal she is said, "It's a good thing you got him when you did, he might have eaten everything before you woke up". She just knows what to say sometimes!!!

Tail Feathers

#9
March 05, 2014, 02:37:16 PM
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Quote from: Beard Collecter on March 05, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
I have had the same thing happen to me. My wife being the funny gal she is said, "It's a good thing you got him when you did, he might have eaten everything before you woke up". She just knows what to say sometimes!!!
Love to hunt the King of Spring!

bamagtrdude

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March 13, 2014, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beard Collecter on March 05, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
I have had the same thing happen to me. My wife being the funny gal she is said, "It's a good thing you got him when you did, he might have eaten everything before you woke up". She just knows what to say sometimes!!!

*phew*  That's cruel; my wife was just happy I didn't rip one while she was "doctorin'" on me!  ;)  hehehe
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surehuntsalot

#12
March 13, 2014, 09:30:41 PM
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it's not the harvest,it's the chase

BOFF

#13
March 13, 2014, 10:11:50 PM
Quote from: captpete on March 05, 2014, 03:15:17 AM
" It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you

realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. "


I think the problem is why were your testicles showing  for a mosquito to land on them. :o





God Bless,
David B.

DirtNap647

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March 14, 2014, 06:35:47 AM
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