Chuck Norris

[captpete]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

[FullChoke]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

[jakesdad]

Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork...........while its raining

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris has been to Mars;thats why theres no sign of life

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing 2 icecubes together

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win......................forever

[Kywoodsman]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has a diary, it's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

[DirtNap647]

 

[RBC]

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about!

[Rokhal07]