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Started by captpete, November 29, 2013, 06:10:46 AM

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A little  boy and a little girl attended the same school and became  friends .  Every day they  would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that  they both brought turkey sandwiches every day!  This went on all through the fourth and fifth  grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a  turkey sandwich.

He said, 'Hey, how come you're not  eating turkey, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I  love it but I have to stop eating it.'



'Why?' he  asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting  to grow little feathers down there!'

'Let me see' he  said .
'Okay' and  she showed him. He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not  eat any more turkey.'

He kept eating his turkey  sandwiches until one day he brought a peanut butter sandwich  instead. He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop  eating turkey sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down  there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed  her !

She  said ,  'Oh,  my God, it's too late for you !
You've  already got the NECK and Giblets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


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