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Make Me Feel Like A Woman.

Started by Hognutz, June 27, 2013, 10:32:00 AM

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Hognutz

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'  For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Montana stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..........One button at a time......... No one moves................He removes his shirt..............Muscles ripple across his chest.........She gasps....................He whispers.................'Iron this... then get me a beer.' 



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Quote from: Hognutz on June 27, 2013, 10:32:00 AMHe starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt..........One button at a time......... No one moves................He removes his shirt..............Muscles ripple across his chest.........She gasps....................He whispers.................'Iron this... then get me a beer.
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oh geez...  that's sounds about right! :p