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Happines or Marriage???

Started by tomstopper, January 11, 2013, 03:40:06 PM

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tomstopper

Four retired guys were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked
how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and
play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "OK, Let's do it! We'll make it a
priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf
course.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such
a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.

Number two guy says my wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her.
She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number three guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the owners manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like
they all had lost their minds.

He laughed and said, "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this
golf game. I woke up,patted my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a
great morning for either love making or golf" and she said "Take a sweater, it's cold outside!"

turkey harvester

TURKEY NUT CUSTOM STRIKERS- Jeffrey Thompson-Owner.  Kathleen,GA
Hunt with your kids, not for them.







Hunt with your kids, not for them.

TURKEYWHACKER

Theres alotta truth to that reasoning. Quite effective too. :icon_thumright:

The Painter

Quote from: TURKEYWHACKER on January 13, 2013, 08:22:19 AM
Theres alotta truth to that reasoning. Quite effective too. :icon_thumright:
x 2
31 year anniversary the 16.
I tell my wife I'm headind here or there to hunt a few days or 2 weeks , i get be safe and have fun.
I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.
::: Andrew Wyeth :::
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Hognutz

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


JVA54


surehuntsalot

it's not the harvest,it's the chase


Huntress

That's really sad.  If my husband would have given me that option, he'd have made it to the golfcourse, but late...  I am glad to say I love him more today than I did when I married him 15 years ago.  Grateful for what I have.  I'm blessed.

archery1

Take a kid hunting