Two Norvegians, Sven & Ole, go to collect their Unemployment Checks since they worked together in a Minnesooota Clothing Factory.....and both were laid off at the same time.(Uff Da)
So...dey vent to der Unemployment Office togedder. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew DA elastic onto DA ladies cotton panties. The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation. Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter". The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter...and it was classified as skilled. So the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation. When Ole found this out, he was yus furious!!!! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits. The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor." "Vat skill" ? Yelled Ole. "I sew DA elastic on DA panties. Sven puts dem over his head and says, "Yah,------------- DIESEL FITTER
