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Started by CASH, January 24, 2012, 05:11:47 AM

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CASH

January 24, 2012, 05:11:47 AM
No pressure, but you're overdue for a story!  :you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

chatterbox

#1
January 24, 2012, 05:29:00 AM
Quote from: CASH on January 24, 2012, 05:11:47 AM
No pressure, but you're overdue for a story!  :you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley:
I second this! :icon_thumright:

CASH

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January 24, 2012, 05:47:22 AM
Mike, how did I know you'd be the first to respond?  :TooFunny:
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

catdaddy

#3
January 24, 2012, 06:35:39 AM
I have been working on the second half of the Catdaddy Chronicles which is dedicated to fishing adventures. You might enjoy reading the chapter headings

  PERCH JERKERS & STUMP KNOCKERS---FISHING WITH "THE CATDADDY'



Prologue: In search of the "Greater Nicer"



           Chapter 1:  The lake at the end of the Ole Rim Road

           Chapter 2:  Red Bobber down!  Red Bobber Down!

           Chapter 3: Don't Horse him!

           Chapter 4: Well, he bit a 3 cent cricket! He'll make the grease Stink!

           Chapter 5: He's a real Nice un!

           Chapter 6: Sculling into the wind/Trolling motors are for sissies

           Chapter 7: "I love a good bream, and I can not lie!  (apologies to "Sir MixALot")

           Chapter 8: Gasper Goo—It's what's for supper!  Black Drum—The fresh water Red Fish

           Chapter 9: Buffalo Ribs—The "Other White Meat"

           Chapter 10: Grinnel, Carp & Gar—a "Democrats Delight" or "How to be the most popular guy in the hood".

           Chapter 11: Tobacco Juice—Is it really effective??

           Chapter 12: White Bass Fever/Bar Perch & Bandits/Catching "Car Tags"

           Chapter 13: Bait Stealers—How to catch them in the act

           Chapter 14: Effective Ways to Change your Luck—Why another Beer may not always be the best method

           Chapter 15: Meat on the Hook—Why artificial lures are un-natural

           Chapter 16: Soft Jugs & Smelly Wieners—Tips you won't find in Playboy—Fishing the Big Muddy

           Chapter 17:  That is NOT a manly net!  The importance of proper equipment

           Chapter 18: Gar Eradication Tools and Techniques/ 22 rifles are not just for squirrels

           Chapter 19: Grilled Fish and the "Metro Man"/ Why "Cooking with Crisco" is where it's at!

           Chapter 20: Time to Jerk the Hide off.



Epilogue: Tips on Catch & Release (right into the grease)












CASH

#4
January 24, 2012, 06:49:31 AM
 :TooFunny:  Awesome. Love those chapter titles!
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

TrackeySauresRex

#5
January 24, 2012, 08:10:10 AM
  funny Stuff!  :TooFunny:
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

Preacher

#6
January 24, 2012, 08:24:41 AM
We may need a "how-to" chapter on "how to get in the boat with a bad happening.
Romans 8:37

Hognutz

#7
January 24, 2012, 09:04:43 AM
I like it, so far. Those titles certainly have potential for some side splitting adventure. I can't wait, for the book..
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

REBELYELL

#8
January 24, 2012, 10:48:14 AM
Can't wait to read Chapter 10.

:z-winnersmiley:

redarrow

#9
January 24, 2012, 11:06:06 AM
You forgot the " Sequatchie River Serenade" Tom.  ;D Sounds like some good reading . Can;t wait. :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:

turkey slayer

#10
January 24, 2012, 03:10:31 PM
 :TooFunny: Those are some great chapter titles :TooFunny:

flintlock

#11
January 24, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
LOL.   A "happenin'" for sure!
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Old Gobbler

#12
January 24, 2012, 10:00:33 PM
keep them coming !!!  one day I got to hook up with you guys, at least for the cookin'
:wave:  OG .....DRAMA FREE .....

-Shannon

chatterbox

#13
January 25, 2012, 05:40:03 AM
Quote from: CASH on January 24, 2012, 05:47:22 AM
Mike, how did I know you'd be the first to respond?  :TooFunny:
;D
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