I knew I had a retirement fund somewhere.

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you dang proud to be an American.

[Crappiepro]

Well, I've been investing pretty heavy in my recycleing fund! Its a sure thing LOL.

[turkey slayer]

   thats dang good mpg.

[Mailman]

I get way better milage than that. I walk probably 10 miles every day almost always 6 days a week.