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The Magic Green Hat.

Started by redarrow, February 14, 2011, 03:56:50 PM

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redarrow


The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!




CASH

A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

pullit


Flydown


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Hognutz

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


OLE RASPY


TrackeySauresRex

"If You Call Them,They Will Come."


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BigHooks

That was funny I don't care who you are... :character0029:

mossy835

Now that is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an

woodchip

I have a cousin that is a border patrol agent, see if I can borrow one sometime!

knightrider