The Cannibal

[Basser69]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

And came upon a restaurant operated by a

Fellow cannibal.



Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

      + Tourist:                                                          $8.00

      +Broiled  Missionary:                                      $10.00

      +Fried  Explorer:                                             $12.50

      +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:        $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

[longspur]

 

[chatterbox]

 

[doepee]

 

[mnturkey]

have to to remember that one

[WyoHunter]

So true!

[harvester]

 

[mossy835]

That is worth it's weight in H13 shells!

[surehuntsalot]

 

[Hognutz]

They are hard to clean...Too funny!!!

[CSAW]

 

[stone road turkey calls]