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A Cowboy Grooming Hint.

Started by Hognutz, February 13, 2013, 11:55:53 AM

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Hognutz


 
                 An old cowboy
 
An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut
and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his
cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells
the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the
cleanest shave he's had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had
swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days
like everyone else does".


May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


tomstopper

Glad I read that after I had eaten my lunch already....... :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

JVA54


jblackburn

HEY!  This ball tastes like . . . .


:TooFunny: :toothy12:
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captin_hook

Hog strikes again... Good one.! :TooFunny:

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