Rude Mountain Bikers-- Turkeys On Full Alert...

[guesswho]

I get a lot of compliments on my the way my hair shines and flows in the wind from under my camo bike helmet while I'm riding my ebike on public land.  And then there are some who are just plain jealous and say ugly things like a mam in as good a shape as me has no business riding an ebike.   I just smile and give them the turkey finger so they know I'm going hunting. 

[Happy]

I get a lot of compliments on my the way my hair shines and flows in the wind from under my camo bike helmet while I'm riding my ebike on public land.  And then there are some who are just plain jealous and say ugly things like a mam in as good a shape as me has no business riding an ebike.   I just smile and give them the turkey finger so they know I'm going hunting.

after I throw a rock in the pond, you have to go find a bigger one to throw in don't you?

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[guesswho]

I can't  myself.   

[crow]

I thought I broke my furcula that time I ran into those DSD decoys,
just glad nobody was in the double bull blind when my E-bike finally stopped

[GobbleNut]

I thought I broke my furcula that time I ran into those DSD decoys,
just glad nobody was in the double bull blind when my E-bike finally stopped

Your furcula was obviously dried out if you broke it.  Your problem is that you don't drink enough.   
Question:  If you break your furcula while riding your E-bike, what does that make you? 
Answer:  Bi-furcate   

...Boy, we are going downhill fast since the season ended...   

[crow]

 They call me the Electric Horseman

[paboxcall]

I thought I broke my furcula that time I ran into those DSD decoys,
just glad nobody was in the double bull blind when my E-bike finally stopped

I'm gonna park my e-bike right behind yours.

[crow]

I thought I broke my furcula that time I ran into those DSD decoys,
just glad nobody was in the double bull blind when my E-bike finally stopped

I'm gonna park my e-bike right behind yours.

Does State Farm now cover off-road fires

[Happy]

Call in jake and ask him.

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[guesswho]

In next year's commercials will Jake be known as Tom from State Farm?

[Happy]

The E-bike crowd here are usually the city guys who think they are hunters. 10 of them together would not give me much trouble. Now, them Enduro dudes that show up every Spring in droves, they can be a little tricky. Helmets and those colorful padded suits can make it hard to break them down. In the end, they are both harmless around here. One group ain't very good hunters, and the other group could care less about hunting at all.

There may be something to that. I have only delt with one E-biker so i don't have much of a sample size. He hunted a gobbler I knew about on some public land for the first two weeks of the season pretty regularly. Then one day I noticed that he wasn't parked there and went in and checked to see if the gobbler was still there. He was... for a short time anyways.

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[crow]

I would of still been parked there if that Slime had worked in the tires as advertised

[Happy]

I would of still been parked there if that Slime had worked in the tires as advertised

Use flex seal next time. That way it will float too

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[crow]

I thought I broke my furcula that time I ran into those DSD decoys,
just glad nobody was in the double bull blind when my E-bike finally stopped

Your furcula was obviously dried out if you broke it.  Your problem is that you don't drink enough.   
Question:  If you break your furcula while riding your E-bike, what does that make you? 
Answer:  Bi-furcate   

...Boy, we are going downhill fast since the season ended...   

Well I just got back from the ER,
took your advise and started rehydrating early to fix the dryness,

But you were right, falling down a flight of stairs apparently doesn't do damage a rehydrated flexible furcula