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Started by strutnrut, April 05, 2016, 09:27:14 AM

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strutnrut

I read this in the comment section on one of the Trump haters articles.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking  ticket. I said to him "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Vote for Hillary 2016'.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health

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