Who wrote the rule book ?

[Byhalia]

Wait until you get to part in the rule book that someone wrote...."you are NOT! a turkey hunter unless you hunt on public land in MD & PA" Those experts sure can be a hoot at times

There are no rules in these parts !!!   

[RaspyD]

I wrote a rule book a few years ago.  Problem is, the danged turkeys can't read!

[Crawdad]

Two phrase's I never use, Turkeys will always or Turkeys will never. They will never always & they will never never, but they will always do what they want to do.