Kids say the darnedest things.

[Tail Feathers]

My five year old granddaughter just got her first loose tooth.  She was brushing her teeth before school yesterday and got super excited about it.
She ran down the hall and told her mother who confirmed the loose tooth.  Chesnee then informed her mom, in a stern tone, that she need to get some string that day because after school they were gonna tie that tooth up and tie it to a doorknob and slam it.
She said she wanted the money the tooth fairy brings.  She then said she would also need a jar with holes poked in the lid.  When asked why, she replied "so I can catch the tooth fairy!".
Her mom asked why she wanted to catch the tooth fairy and she emphatically replied "so I get ALL her money!".
Five years old and planning a kidnapping/robbery.  Sheesh!
I know some of you parents and grandparents have some good ones too.  Let's hear 'em.

[Deputy 14]

Hahaha. That's great. 

[tomstopper]

Nice..... 

[cnette01]

When my now teenage son was about 4 years old, he asked if he did a "good job" on his dinner.  He still had some green beans left on his plate, but not too many.  I told him he didn't have to eat anymore if he was full.  He then looked at me and asked if he could have a cookie.  I told him if he wanted a cookie he had to finish his green beans.  He looked at me and said "I'm full for green beans, but I'm hungry for cookies".

[sbbow]

 

[the Ward]

 

[DirtNap647]

 

[hookedspur]

Good one   

[Vabirddog]

Coming home from Church one spring I stopped by a farm lot so my girls could see the goats. I said "look at all the new little kids" my 7 yo said "I dont see any kids". I explained that "baby goats are called kids" to which my 4 yo said incredulously "YOU MEAN TRIX ARE FOR BABY GOATS?!!!  Yup she'd had em for breakfast,

[Hognutz]

Out of the mouths of babes!! Crazy cute..

[tomstopper]

A lady I used to work with told me about her son who was real young and just learned about Martin Luther King in school. She said they were in a store shopping when he seen a black man and said "mommy it's Martin Luter" (at the time we didn't have many black people in are area and he had never seen one before). She said she paid & hurried out of the store......

[bamagtrdude]

My nephew, when he was a little boy, got frustrated with something he was doing (probably playing a video game or something).  So, in response to that frustration, he said -- "This thing is driving MY nuts!!"; now, we all use that phrase in our family when we're bothered by something! 

[BowBendr]

My little girl got out of the bed the other night and walked into the den to find my wife watching an episode of the walking dead. My wife didn't want her to see it for fear that it might scare her and got her back into the bed.

The next morning I asked her if she had slept good, she answered by saying, "I didn't sleep good Daddy, I must have inzombia or something".......

[Rapscallion Vermilion]

We had taken our 4 year old son to one of those buffet style Italian restaurants.   Our waitress had shortish hair and was wearing a loose fitting t-shirt, and was on the petite side.   I had noticed him kind of studying her sort of quizzically, but didn't think much of it.   Towards the end of the dinner he asked her "Are you a girl?".    And she sweetly replied with a big smile,  "Yes, I'm a girl".   Then he said "Then where are your breasts?".   We were horrified, but she took the question with wonderful grace.   She got a really big tip that night too.