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IS THE COMING WINTER GOING TO BE COLD

Started by Gamblinman, January 07, 2014, 01:54:02 PM

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  " Late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in North Dakota
  asked" " their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild."
 
  "  Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the
  old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter
  was going to be like."

  "  Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter
  was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should
  collect firewood to be prepared."

  "  But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He
  went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is
  the coming winter going to be cold?'"

  "  'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist
  at the weather service responded."

  "  So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
  firewood in order to be prepared."

  "  A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it
  still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' "
 
  "  'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to
  be a very cold winter.' "
 
  "  The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
  every scrap of firewood they could find."

  "  Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
  'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'"
 
  "  'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is
  going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'"
 
  "  'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. "

  "  The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a crapload of
  firewood'"

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