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Guessing A Woman's Age.

Started by Hognutz, July 03, 2013, 10:37:08 AM

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Hognutz

I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."

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