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Ole's Cow.

Started by Hognutz, March 29, 2013, 09:41:56 PM

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Hognutz

Ole is a farmer in Nebraska. He is in need of a new milk cow and
hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be '
North Dakota ' for you non - Scandahoovians).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. Ole
reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs her teat and
pulls ... the cow farts. Ole is very surprised.

He looks at the farmer, then reaches under the cow to try again. He
grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does squirt
out however, so after some discussion Ole decides to buy the cow.

When he gets back to Nebraska, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought.
Pull her teat, and see vat happens." Sven reaches down, pulls her
teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't
yah?"

Ole is so surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. "Yah,
dats right ......... But how did you know?"

"My wife's from Nordakota."
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