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Started by jblackburn, January 17, 2013, 08:47:08 AM

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jblackburn

I saw this on my facebook, it is ridiculously funny! 

Read the product reviews, some people have way too much time on their hands!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

Gooserbat Games Calls Staff Member

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Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

5bites

Lol WOW! This caused one of those awkward moments at work when your laughing and nobody knows why and you hope they don't think you're crazy.

mnturkey

The reviews are pretty funny, especially the one about incorporating the thing inot lovemaking.
SEMPER FI

Hognutz

Nice!!!! The one guy said that it worked much better after he realized that you had to peel the banana, first..Yikes   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


Deputy 14


BOFF

"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon. "


:TooFunny: :TooFunny:


God Bless,
David B.

jblackburn

This one made me laugh so hard that my coworkers came to check on me!

"Vietnam, Korea, Iraq...they have nothing on the war I struggle with everyday in avoiding eye contact while eating a banana. If I eat it whole every time it enters my mouth I feel like I am being judged on my technique. Laughter stirs, people begin to point and shout "look at the woman "eating" a banana!!"...Now, thanks to this product the pressure has gone! I whip off the peel, and place this on my banana and eat it by hand, in pieces, non judgmental pieces! Thank the lord"

:TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
Gooserbat Games Calls Staff Member

www.gooserbatcalls.com

Genesis 27:3 - Now then, get your weapons—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game for me.

SinGin

I know what the wifey is getting for valentines day this year.

tomstopper