Tax return

[Sherrell]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." 1 useless President. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

[savduck]

 

Keep em coming.

[slamman]

  

[Old Gobbler]

So true 

[Hognutz]

Nice!!   

[hookedspur]

Yep . That bout covers it .

[captin_hook]

 

[tomstopper]

  But the sad part is that it happens every week right out of our checks.

[stinkpickle]

 

[turkey slayer]

 

[Tail Feathers]

Obama is gonna simplify the tax return.

Two parts.

1.  How much did you make?

2.  Send it to us.