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Daughters Decision.

Started by redarrow, April 21, 2012, 05:49:44 PM

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redarrow

My Daughter walked into the family living room last night and said "Dad,
cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my
room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, IPhone,
IPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army
or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from
me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me
again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share
to any one that wants it."
   
Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ...
   
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Muhammed. We're going to work together on
President Obama's re-election campaign.



tomstopper


Hognutz

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


shootemintheface


Shellwaster

I am so sorry for your loss.

surehuntsalot

it's not the harvest,it's the chase

albrubacker

The addiction will cost you time and money and alienate those close to you. I can give you the names of a dozen addicts — myself included — whose wives begin to get their hackles up a week before turkey season starts and stay mad until a week after it closes.

—Charlie Elliott

Turkey Trot

I know some criminal defense attorneys.  ;D
Until The Turkeys Have Their Historians, Tales Of The Hunt Shall Always Glorify The Hunter

FANMAN

Good by Sis,as far as that inheritance goes....I'm not voting for him Pops.

wangchung0121


lightsoutcalls

Oh, I so hope that post was a joke.   :o    The first thing that comes to mind is Fred Sanford.... "This is the big one Lizabeth!  I'm comin' to join ya."
Lights Out custom calls - what they're dying to hear!