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Started by Basser69, January 23, 2012, 05:04:24 PM

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An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired
Old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear
His parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a
Young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a
Bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old
Man, can you dance?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No son, I don't dance...
Never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old
Fool, you're gonna dance now!" and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping
Around like a flea on a hot skillet.

Everybody standing around was laughing.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing,
Holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge
Shotgun and cocked both hammers.

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped
Laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.


The silence was deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at
The old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 12 gauge barrels.


The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he
Quietly said;

"Son, have you ever kissed a mule's azz?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir... But... But I've always
Wanted to."


There are a few lessons for all of us here:

* Don't be arrogant.
* Don't waste ammunition.
* Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you really are.
* Always make sure you know who is in control.



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