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Serious Decoy Question!

Started by guesswho, December 14, 2011, 09:12:54 PM

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What's with all the questions about funny gobblers? Does this come from a personal issue?

guesswho

Quote from: Gobble! on December 18, 2011, 09:22:04 PM
What's with all the questions about funny gobblers? Does this come from a personal issue?
I'm a hemophobiac no doubt.  I can't help it.   I believe girls should go to a guynocologist and guys should go to a girlnocologist.  I can't help it, just the way I was raised.
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Deputy 14

It may be that some of the California gobblers have spent time in prison?  Just saying

chatterbox

Quote from: guesswho on December 18, 2011, 04:12:12 PM
Quote from: chatterbox on December 18, 2011, 05:38:54 AM


I think thats what happened to the population in Alabama, the other 90% got killed, so at best were down to a handfull of gay gobblers and a few hens.



If I were you, I would really reconsider using that head mounted fan that you were trying to market last year.
Mr. Tom is gonna be on the prowl for you! ;D

guesswho

Quote from: chatterbox on December 19, 2011, 05:43:10 AM
If I were you, I would really reconsider using that head mounted fan that you were trying to market last year.
Mr. Tom is gonna be on the prowl for you! ;D
I've already figure out the solution to that problem.  I'm just going to turn the fan around.  Those funny gobblers like to approach from the rear for some reason ???  By turning the fan around they will actually be approaching me from the front, so I can shoot them before being mounted.  I hope I don't miss!
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mossy835

I wonder now about that crazy turkey that was chasing the mailman. About that head dress if you do miss how fast do you think you can reload????

:fud: :fud: :TooFunny:

guesswho

Quote from: mossy835 on December 19, 2011, 10:56:50 AM
About that head dress if you do miss how fast do you think you can reload????

:fud: :fud: :TooFunny:
Hopefully faster than the funny gobbler can unload.
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chatterbox

Quote from: guesswho on December 19, 2011, 11:13:57 AM
Quote from: mossy835 on December 19, 2011, 10:56:50 AM
About that head dress if you do miss how fast do you think you can reload????

:fud: :fud: :TooFunny:
Hopefully faster than the funny gobbler can unload.
That's about the funniest thing I have ever read!
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