Major depression, I lost my grandfather's knife.

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You ol hound dog you. 

[stinkpickle]

You should've spiced the story up a bit by stating something like...

"I was only wearing my Speedos, and when I got back to the motel, I noticed that my Oldtimer knife and my lucky bicentennial quarter had fallen out of my 'special hiding place'. "

I bet ol' Crappiepro would be in a mad dash to get his hands to a sink and some soap after reading that.