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Rye Bread.

Started by redarrow, October 24, 2011, 01:49:02 PM

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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this stuff but me."

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I'm just glad I'm not old enough to appreciate that story.   ;D
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 :TooFunny: OMG, now that one broke me up. Thanks for sharring Red.

mnturkey

I am thinking I might go out and buy 5 loaves tonight, need something for the weekend
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