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I knew I had a retirement fund somewhere.

Started by redarrow, July 25, 2011, 10:51:34 AM

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you dang proud to be an American.

Crappiepro

Well, I've been investing pretty heavy in my recycleing fund! Its a sure thing LOL.

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Mailman

I get way better milage than that. I walk probably 10 miles every day almost always 6 days a week.
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