My friend emailed this to me, thought i would share
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darkens our skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
why is it necessary to nail down the lid on a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why do you have to click "start" to stop your computer?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the individual who invests your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same indestructible material that black box is?
Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink or drive?
Why are there door locks on a buisness that is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week?
