OMG - if all parents took this to heart, I'd be less busy

[barry]

In situations like this my Dad's favorite sayin' was..."A hard head makes for a soft a$$"
And thus the whippin' would start.

[longspur]

I watched this kid get a spankin from its mom. It would cover its behind with its hand and mom would try to move it with her hand. I bout rolled out of my chair laughing. I think my moms favorite saying was " PUT THAT HAND BACK THERE AGAN BOY". After while I'd stick it back there agan but it never did work out too good for me.