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Started by captpete, March 02, 2014, 06:36:42 AM
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New teeth
March 02, 2014, 06:36:42 AM
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up....
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March 02, 2014, 07:11:05 AM
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March 02, 2014, 07:48:18 AM
This is an insult to women!
but,
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March 02, 2014, 07:52:29 AM
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March 02, 2014, 08:42:51 AM
now that there is a good one
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March 02, 2014, 09:14:43 AM
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March 02, 2014, 09:16:54 AM
So true!!!
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March 02, 2014, 01:46:20 PM
My wife laughed at that one and she doesn't think anything is funny.
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March 02, 2014, 07:45:33 PM
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March 02, 2014, 10:13:52 PM
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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March 02, 2014, 10:16:08 PM
Colossians 3:23
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March 03, 2014, 01:50:13 AM
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March 03, 2014, 03:43:32 AM
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March 03, 2014, 11:08:46 AM
That's too funny!
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March 04, 2014, 11:39:48 AM
Good One!!!
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