After reading all these threads where people ask which gun, shells, chokes, vests, blinds, decoys, camo etc. they should buy. I have almost everything figured out that I need for turkey hunting. Except underwear! Should I go with boxers, briefs, or a thong, and will the color matter? Before anyone suggests going camando, that is not an option at my age!
Started to post a link to a site that might get me in trouble. Good luck on your quest for turkey huntin drawers.
Guesswho, I'd suggest briefs since in my opinion there are more comfortable if sized correctly of course. However, boxers give you more fabric to clean up with just incase you drop a load in them as you retreat from snakes , critters or strain too hard crossing a fence or a log. Either way, you are covered.
briefs make me feel like I have a constant wedgie, boxers make me feel like I'm not wearing any underwear.
BOXER BRIEFS ARE WHERE IT'S AT!!!
Unless you go commando, then you are a turkey's worst nightmare.
Whatever you go with (and I hope you avoid the thongs!) make sure it's in "Bottomland" camo. :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: surprisingly, I hadn't thought of that!
Thong...with suspenders :you_rock:
Gman
Thong...worse comes to worse it's a slingshot! :z-guntootsmiley:
Just occurred to me. How bout some comfortable man diapers just to prevent getting caught with your pants down.
Wow this is a disturbing thread...lol. I am choosing to not think about any man and his drawers while turkey hunting...LMAO
Quote from: Bigspurs68 on February 10, 2015, 02:14:13 PM
How bout some comfortable man diapers just to prevent getting caught with your pants down.
Depends.
I use Hanes Boxer Briefs in Camo color. I also have them in brown,green and black just for turkey hunting.
It don't matter as long as it's leopard print.
Manties.....
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Quote from: mudhen on February 10, 2015, 07:02:09 PM
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I suggest a thong!! In fact, I think you should hit the woods this spring wearing ONLY a thong. You can scare a turkey to death!! :lol: It will be a first for you, and a new technique to add to your arsenal!!! ;D :TooFunny:
Quote from: FullChoke on February 10, 2015, 03:15:56 PM
Quote from: Bigspurs68 on February 10, 2015, 02:14:13 PM
How bout some comfortable man diapers just to prevent getting caught with your pants down.
Depends.
in Soggy Bottomland
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Quote from: RutnNStrutn on February 10, 2015, 09:29:56 PM
I suggest a thong!! In fact, I think you should hit the woods this spring wearing ONLY a thong. You can scare a turkey to death!! :lol: It will be a first for you, and a new technique to add to your arsenal!!! ;D :TooFunny:
Another plus to this would be that you would probably have the area to yourself. Anybody seeing you(I get a queazy stomach at just the thought) head itno the woods surely leave and find a different spot FAR away.
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Most definitely a thong. That way when you rip one, it goes "Pffffffff" instead of a big azz cheek flapping fart.