T.V. Personality David LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
And the #1 reason
I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.
Can't believe that came from David Letterman. I thought he was about as big a lib as they come.
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Good one Hognutz!
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Quote from: darn2ten on April 09, 2014, 01:35:46 PM
Can't believe that came from David Letterman. I thought he was about as big a lib as they come.
O.K. Maybe it didn't come from Letterman!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Hognutz's Top 10 just isn't as recognizable.. :toothy12:
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Too sad to laugh. There really are people out there that should be beat for stupidity. :OGturkeyhead:
Perfect!! Couldn't have said it better myself!
That's funny and sad all at the same time. It really puts things into prospective.
Love it
Amen
Quote from: cajun1085 on April 09, 2014, 10:18:36 PM
That's funny and sad all at the same time. It really puts things into prospective.
Your so right. The sad part is its all true.
Do you guys know that kids cant sit Indian Style in school anymore because it insults Indians.
They actually sit criss cross apple sauce. Oh yeah you read that right. I have a 4 yr old and thats for real.
That's a good one!
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I thought this was a turkey hunting forum not a place to put forward idiotic and ignorant political views
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I love it.....I am surprised there aren't more Union (Democrat) turkey hunters yelling at you.
Quote from: twyoung0 on April 11, 2014, 09:52:17 AM
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I love it.....I am surprised there aren't more Union (Democrat) turkey hunters yelling at you.
I was a Union Iron Worker for 37 years.