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Title: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: Hognutz on April 02, 2014, 07:52:30 PM


  *It's Hell to be Old*

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!


An 85-year-old man was  requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as
part
of his physical exam.

The doctor gave  the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
back
a semen sample tomorrow.'

The  next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty  as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.  Then I
tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with her right hand, then
with
her  left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,  first with the
teeth
in, then with her teeth out, still  nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with  both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried  squeezin' it
between her knees, but still  nothing..'

The doctor was shocked!


*'You asked your  neighbor?' *   
The old  man replied,


*'Yep, none of us could get  the jar open.'*

Title: Re: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: DirtNap647 on April 02, 2014, 07:53:08 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: memert116 on April 02, 2014, 08:04:02 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: slamman on April 02, 2014, 08:13:25 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:
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Post by: BigStrutter on April 02, 2014, 08:48:42 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: tomstopper on April 02, 2014, 08:57:53 PM
Wow.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: boomer on April 03, 2014, 01:30:05 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: hookedspur on April 03, 2014, 07:17:00 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: You all know what I thought till I got to the end ,,,,Dont ya ?
Title: Re: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: JALA Strut on April 03, 2014, 07:48:37 AM
Good one...  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: 2eagles on April 03, 2014, 08:10:43 AM
At my age, old man jokes aren't as funny as they used to be.
But that's OK because I'll forget the joke before my coffee is gone.
Title: Re: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: 1iagobblergetter on April 03, 2014, 09:20:33 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Quote from: 2eagles on April 03, 2014, 08:10:43 AM
At my age, old man jokes aren't as funny as they used to be.
But that's OK because I'll forget the joke before my coffee is gone.
Title: Re: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: redarrow on April 03, 2014, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: 1iagobblergetter on April 03, 2014, 09:20:33 AM
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Quote from: 2eagles on April 03, 2014, 08:10:43 AM
At my age, old man jokes aren't as funny as they used to be.
But that's OK because I'll forget the joke before my coffee is gone.

Ain't that the truth. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: Gooserbat on April 03, 2014, 10:33:01 AM
funny!
Title: Re: It Heck To Get Old.
Post by: spur collector on April 03, 2014, 12:23:44 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: jblackburn on April 03, 2014, 01:29:35 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: surehuntsalot on April 07, 2014, 10:03:49 PM
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Post by: Heller on April 08, 2014, 11:11:53 PM
That's a good en
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Post by: JVA54 on April 09, 2014, 11:21:45 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on April 11, 2014, 06:38:16 PM
 :lol: ;D :TooFunny:
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