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Title: The Lady and The Golfers.
Post by: Hognutz on March 11, 2014, 12:58:21 PM

A  little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large  plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and  every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing  this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20  bills falling out of that bag."


"Oh, really? Darn it!" said  the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find  them. Thanks for telling me officer.


"Well, now, not so  fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money?  You  didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady.  "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.  A lot  of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right  into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the  flowers, you know.  Then I thought, 'why not make the best of  it?"   "So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole,  real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his  thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,  O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."


"Well, that  seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.  "OK.. Good  luck!"  "Oh, by the way, what's in the other  bag?"


"Not everybody pays."


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Post by: remmy1187 on March 11, 2014, 02:11:50 PM
OUCH!!! :TooFunny:
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Post by: captin_hook on March 11, 2014, 04:59:09 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: tomstopper on March 11, 2014, 06:50:26 PM
Oh my... :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: surehuntsalot on March 11, 2014, 08:46:32 PM
that hurt :o :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Ruger M77 on March 11, 2014, 08:57:13 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Drthorn on March 11, 2014, 09:32:25 PM
wowza....
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Post by: DirtNap647 on March 12, 2014, 07:16:50 AM
 :TooFunny: