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Title: The old man and the cops
Post by: busta biggun on March 11, 2014, 11:28:51 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife."
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: WV TURKEY THUG on March 11, 2014, 11:50:06 AM
lol
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: bigbird on March 11, 2014, 12:53:48 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: Deputy 14 on March 11, 2014, 12:58:43 PM
 :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: Hognutz on March 11, 2014, 01:08:03 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:  Poor guy..
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: captin_hook on March 11, 2014, 02:06:37 PM
Balalhahahahaha
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: remmy1187 on March 11, 2014, 02:13:03 PM
 :TooFunny: So true
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: tomstopper on March 11, 2014, 06:56:51 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: SS Josh on March 11, 2014, 07:20:19 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :lol: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: surehuntsalot on March 11, 2014, 08:50:15 PM
I can relate to that :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: redarrow on March 11, 2014, 08:58:26 PM
Good grief thats funny. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: DirtNap647 on March 12, 2014, 07:19:37 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: TalksToTurkeys on March 13, 2014, 02:25:24 AM
The lecture ain't so bad, it's the entrance fee that's a killer.   :whip2:
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: Drthorn on March 14, 2014, 11:22:57 PM
Nice
Title: Re: The old man and the cops
Post by: hookedspur on March 15, 2014, 08:14:06 AM
 :TooFunny: