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Title: Cigarettes and Tampons
Post by: tomstopper on March 05, 2014, 08:41:27 PM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

Title: Cigarettes and Tampons
Post by: weave on March 05, 2014, 09:00:38 PM
LOL


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Title: Re: Cigarettes and Tampons
Post by: Deputy 14 on March 05, 2014, 09:51:31 PM
HAHAHAHA  :TooFunny:
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Post by: slamman on March 05, 2014, 09:55:12 PM
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Post by: VA_Birdhunter on March 05, 2014, 09:58:15 PM
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Post by: Hognutz on March 05, 2014, 10:28:00 PM
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Post by: surehuntsalot on March 05, 2014, 11:03:40 PM
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Title: Re: Cigarettes and Tampons
Post by: captin_hook on March 06, 2014, 06:51:46 AM
Blahahahahahahahahaha. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
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Post by: remmy1187 on March 06, 2014, 06:52:32 AM
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on March 06, 2014, 06:54:30 AM
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Title: Re: Cigarettes and Tampons
Post by: WilbertGraniers on August 08, 2014, 05:38:08 AM
Quote from: tomstopper on March 05, 2014, 08:41:27 PM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes sold by e cigarettes wholesaler (http://www.ecigfiend.com/category/ecig-accessories/) , and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

Really perfect to treat your wife who makes fun of your habits.. I will try it now..
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Post by: owlhoot on August 08, 2014, 06:13:31 AM
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Post by: jblackburn on August 08, 2014, 04:13:30 PM
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