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Title: New teeth
Post by: captpete on March 02, 2014, 06:36:42 AM
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.



The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.



The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up....
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: tomstopper on March 02, 2014, 07:11:05 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: 2eagles on March 02, 2014, 07:48:18 AM
This is an insult to women!







but,  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: captin_hook on March 02, 2014, 07:52:29 AM
 :happy0064: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: surehuntsalot on March 02, 2014, 08:42:51 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
now that there is a good one
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: DirtNap647 on March 02, 2014, 09:14:43 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: the Ward on March 02, 2014, 09:16:54 AM
So true!!!     :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: silvestris on March 02, 2014, 01:46:20 PM
My wife laughed at that one and she doesn't think anything is funny.
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: owlhoot on March 02, 2014, 07:45:33 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Hognutz on March 02, 2014, 10:13:52 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: SS Josh on March 02, 2014, 10:16:08 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: jblackburn on March 03, 2014, 01:50:13 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on March 03, 2014, 03:43:32 AM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: JuniorPre 360 on March 03, 2014, 11:08:46 AM
 :happy0064: That's too funny!
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: Gooserbat on March 04, 2014, 11:39:48 AM
Good One!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: New teeth
Post by: ILIKEHEVI-13 on March 05, 2014, 12:32:39 PM
I don't get it.

:angel9:

:z-winnersmiley:
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