Come on we gotta start this off right
Quote from: shootumindaface on February 06, 2011, 03:09:58 PM
Come on we gotta start this off right
Chuck Norris can dribble a football! ;D
I knew this thread was a comin back. :you_rock: :you_rock:
HC
Uhhh......................He could kick my butt :character0029:
pittboss
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The man on the moon is hiding from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris is what willis was talkin about
Chuck Norris will rock you like a hurricane :groupwave: :groupwave:
Quote from: pittboss on February 06, 2011, 03:14:56 PM
Uhhh......................He could kick my butt :character0029:
pittboss
I could take him.
CHUCK NORRIS thinks ANNIE is HANDS DOWN the BOMB! LOL
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 03:57:57 PM
CHUCK NORRIS thinks ANNIE is HANDS DOWN the BOMB! LOL
:you_rock: :you_rock: :you_rock:
HC
Chuck can pop a wheelie on a unicycle. ;D
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HC
He's a turkey killer
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 03:57:57 PM
CHUCK NORRIS thinks ANNIE is HANDS DOWN the BOMB! LOL
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Chuck Norris could get Tice a turkey. :TooFunny:
Chuck thinks Steven Segall is a wuss.
Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete.
Quote from: REBELYELL on February 06, 2011, 05:51:19 PM
Chuck thinks Steven Segall is a wuss.
Steven Segall IS a wuss LOL
Chuck norris kicks turkeys in the head
The wind from a Chuck Norris blink Crash the OG site!
Quote from: OLE RASPY on February 06, 2011, 06:19:43 PM
Chuck norris kicks turkeys in the head.
:icon_thumright:
:newmascot:
;D :TooFunny: :you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley:
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Apple pays Chuck Norris $.99 everytime he downloads a song.
DT
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, He doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chucked.
Chuck Norris already ate what the Rock was cooking...
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth he just dares them to get dirty.
Chuck Norris once made a lame man run for his life.
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, Chuck Norris kills them both.
superman wears chuck norris underwear
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
HC
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
HELLZ YEAH
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break. ::)
HC
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
HC
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break. ::)
HC
We will see whos lame come contest time dont worry bout the banner just worry bout ole chuck seeing u post that. :TooFunny:
Quote from: OLE RASPY on February 06, 2011, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break. ::)HC
We will see whos lame come contest time dont worry bout the banner just worry bout ole chuck seeing u post that. :TooFunny:
Right on Raspy!!! The only thing hardcore will be Chuck's boot smashing into the side of Hardcore's head!!!! :lol:
Quote from: OLE RASPY on February 06, 2011, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break. ::)
HC
We will see whos lame come contest time dont worry bout the banner just worry bout ole chuck seeing u post that. :TooFunny:
I wasn't referring to Chuck, he's THE MAN!
Now you........not so cool! :goofball:
HC
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:22:49 PM
Quote from: OLE RASPY on February 06, 2011, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break. ::)
HC
We will see whos lame come contest time dont worry bout the banner just worry bout ole chuck seeing u post that. :TooFunny:
I wasn't referring to Chuck, he's THE MAN!
Now you........not so cool! :goofball:
HC
I think i heard chuck say (SHOCK GOBBLE AND MISS) what.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
HC
Science has proven there are hundreds of thousands of Black Holes. Science also proved that Chuck Norris is what creates black holes. One Round House kick destroies a star and turns it into a black hole.
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break. ::)
HC
jealousy isnt a good look for your ronnie.....
Quote from: OldHen on February 07, 2011, 12:19:49 AM
Quote from: Hardcore on February 06, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: OldHen on February 06, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
chuck norris says that team OSCEOLA is gonna kick your A$$ this year
Talk about a LAME A$$ banner, give me a break. ::)
HC
jealousy isnt a good look for your ronnie.....
Alls I gots to say is........ :emoticon-object-065: Annie. :love5: ;)
HC
:chucknorris: makes the other :'( (smilies) cry !!!
:chucknorris: Yes!
#1 How much wood would a woodCHUCK CHUCK if a woodCHUCK could Chuck Norris? All of it.
#2 Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness and possibly foot-sized bruises on the face.
#3 Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. :chucknorris:
-The Karate Kid caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
HC
Chuck Norris helped kids with cancer by donating on RutnNStrutn's St. Baldrick's page!!! :icon_thumright: :chucknorris:
There is only 1 week left to donate. Please read the info below. :thanks:
I'm teaming up with St. Baldrick's Foundation, a non-profit foundation that raises money to combat cancer in children. On March 5th myself and many other firefighters :firefighter: will be shaving our heads at a fund raising event. This is done not only to raise money for childhood cancer research, but in solidarity with the kids who's hair falls out while they are getting their cancer treatments.
I'm asking all of you to make a tax deductible donation to help this very worthy cause. Every donation helps, even if it is a small one!! To make a donation, click on the link below, then click on "Make a Donation" (under my picture), then click on "Donate without Logging In".
http://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/mypage/participantid/414329 (http://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/mypage/participantid/414329)
Remember, it's tax deductible and every little bit helps, $1, $5, $10 or whatever you can afford to donate to children stricken with cancer. Please open your hearts :z-heartsmile: and wallets, and donate tooday. :thanks:
The boogey man checks under his bed for chuck norris before he goes to sleep
You know the song by MC Hammer, "You Can't Touch This"....wel, Chuck Norris can
Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE!!
Chuck Norris uses plutonium for salad dressing, then craps out nuclear bombs! 8)
When Chuck Norris says to pull my finger ........ well eather way you are screwed .
Chuck Norris can go to Burger King order a big mac and get it .
Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.
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It is falsely believed we that the United States is a democracy.. When really we live under a chuck-tatership
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.
Chuck Norris is the only man that can make dead bodies talk at the crime scene!
Chuck Norris can't have a heart attack...his heart is too scared of him to attack him.
Chuck Norris can fart in Spanish
Chuck uses the squealing hen , not only do gobbles come running, He made Hardcore and flydown use it as a primary go to call.
Chuck got Jay date!! without rendering anyone unconscious.
Chuck made old hen start a deer hunting board too!!
Chuck Norris had Osama Bin Laden hog tied and was smoking a cigar when Seal Team 6 showed up.
Chuck Norris MADE gobblerD kill a jake !! :newmascot:
Chuck Norris kills his limit every year in every state calling them up with natural voice wearing deer hides for camo without dekes shooting lead in a .410 aiming at their head.
Look guys Chuck just called the house and said yall get a life!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Dogs step in Chuck Norris crap!
Year before last Chuck Norris called Nick Saban and wanted his "Pee Wee Football For Dummies" coaching play book back. He said it was Spurriers turn to hold it again, but unfortunately Spurrier has yet to recieve it. Fed Ex tracking says some guy by the name of Ray Tanner signed for it.
In other news the Fed Ex driver was found dead at his home, with what appears to be trauma to the head consistant with someone getting hit with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris is the real reason for global warming. He got cold and threatened to kick the suns arse if it didnt warm up a bit.
:TooFunny: Both good points .
Hitler was insane..But he wasn't stupid!!
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
How tough is Chuck Norris?? He's not afraid of no stinkin' Nazi's!!
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Quote from: Hognutz on February 14, 2012, 09:56:30 AM
Hitler was insane..But he wasn't stupid!!
look out now...my gf is half German and swears Hitler was her great grandfather on her fathers siad...don't belive her at all....BUT she is plum crazy so maybe she is....i know her mother told me she was kin to Sherman...i don't think ole chucky wants any part of what i deal with around here :bike2:
It's back!!!! :you_rock:
HC
CASH, I cant believe you dug this back up. Then again, if anyone would do it, that'd be you. You aint right!
Quote from: handcannon on February 14, 2012, 10:58:06 PM
CASH, I cant believe you dug this back up. Then again, if anyone would do it, that'd be you. You aint right!
I agree with you Travis....but you gotta give him some love.
For the record, I meant Chuck, not C.A.S.H. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
HC
Chuck Norris's beard is made of granite.
It should be, as old as he is.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my phone and all my contacts died.
Quote from: handcannon on February 14, 2012, 10:58:06 PM
CASH, I cant believe you dug this back up. Then again, if anyone would do it, that'd be you. You aint right!
:you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley: :you_rock: :z-guntootsmiley:
Quote from: Hardcore on February 14, 2012, 11:00:51 PM
Quote from: handcannon on February 14, 2012, 10:58:06 PM
CASH, I cant believe you dug this back up. Then again, if anyone would do it, that'd be you. You aint right!
I agree with you Travis....but you gotta give him some love.
For the record, I meant Chuck, not C.A.S.H. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
HC
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Chuck TTT
Long live Chuck Norris!!
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:TrainWreck1:
:TrainWreck1: is what it feels like to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Ttt
Ok, my last one.......I promise
Chuch Norris can get 300 TSS #9's in a 10" circle at 50 yds by putting them in his mouth and spitting.
Chuck can answer Guesswo's questions!
In the early 70's Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a fight. With just one round house kick to the face, Arnold hasn't talked the same ever since.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
When Chuck goes fishing. He doesn't need a fishing pole. The fish just jump into the cooler.
Quote from: drenalinld on February 15, 2012, 01:06:06 PM
Chuck can answer Guesswo's questions!
Ladies and Gentlemen , :z-winnersmiley:
Quote from: drenalinld on February 15, 2012, 01:06:06 PM
Chuck can answer Guesswo's questions!
That is a winner, alright.. :z-winnersmiley: Well done,drenalinld!!
When Chuck squeezes coal, it turns to gold.
Chuck Norris taught the Dos Equis man how to drink beer.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not have a chin, rather, behind the beard is another fist.
Chuck Norris can bring a woman to the big "O" by simply pointing his finger at her and saying "Booya"
Quote from: Bonjour on February 14, 2012, 11:34:15 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my phone and all my contacts died.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: I like this one!!
Quote from: turkey slayer on February 15, 2012, 10:09:29 PM
Quote from: Bonjour on February 14, 2012, 11:34:15 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my phone and all my contacts died.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: I like this one!!
:TooFunny:
Chuck Norris is so fast the earth needs time to catch up.
Now we have a Leap Year. :z-dizzy:
Chuck norris drowned a fish..
Chuck norris went to the virgin islands.... when he left they where just called the islands
:TooFunny:
Chuck Norris invented the hamburger by kicking a cow through a chain-link fence
Chuck Norris can eat water.
I cannot get enough of this ! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at Burger king and got one.
chuck norris is a moron, he looks like emitt the clown.
Unlike LSU, Chuck Norris can get across the 50 yard line.
Quote from: LaBiologist on February 16, 2012, 02:56:49 PM
Unlike LSU, Chuck Norris can get across the 50 yard line.
:z-winnersmiley:
Stole this from facebook.
Quote from: LaBiologist on February 16, 2012, 02:56:49 PM
Unlike LSU, Chuck Norris can get across the 50 yard line.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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If you stare at the American Flag long enough, a 3-D image of Chuck Norris appears.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris died 11 years ago.. its just that death is afraid to tell him.
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Quote from: Hognutz on February 17, 2012, 03:59:53 PM
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Good stuff!
HC
Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls. Crushed.
"The most interesting man in the world", may be just that ..... but, he's not or never will be Chuck Norris! :smiley-char092:
HC
Chuck Norris does not do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris for president :you_rock:
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HC
there are no steroids in baseball simply players chuck Norris has breathed on
Chuck Norris just round house kicked me repeatedly until I posted my banner ! :newmascot:
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Chuck Norris doesn't own a lawn mower......he dares his grass to grow!
Water boils faster when Chuck Norris is watching it......
Chuck Norris once struck lightning.......
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories.
Quote from: Hardcore on March 05, 2012, 10:57:50 PM
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This is the best one :you_rock:
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His eyes will pierce your soul . . .
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T JOIN FORUMS, FORUMS JOIN CHUCK NORRIS! :whip2:
TTT
I'm going crazy waiting to hunt for some gobblers soooooo , please let's start this again to help me pass the time !
CROP CIRCLES ARE CHUCK NORRIS WAY OF TELLING THE WORLD THAT SOMETIMES CORN NEEDS TO LAY THE F*** DOWN !
CHUCK NORRIS IS 1/8TH CHEROKEE . THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANCESTRY , THE MAN ATE A F*****G INDIAN !
Not sure if these have been posted already- Sorry if they have been..
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice.
Quote from: bgbuck153 on February 23, 2012, 09:22:52 PM
Chuck Norris just round house kicked me repeatedly until I posted my banner ! :newmascot:
Nope He would have only roundhouse kicked you once!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are only seconds away from death!
chuck norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room,,, it's not dead, it's just scared to move
Church Norris impregnates women by pointing at their vaginas and saying "Booya"
Pizza delivery boys tip Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit a home run while playing football
Chuck Norris will mess with Texas
Red bull is actuall Chuck Norris' sweat
Chuck Norris doesn't have to set his watch, time sets itself to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cut a hot knif with butter
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but death is too afraid to tell him
Waldo is hiding from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
:chucknorris: :chucknorris:
Chuck Norris once urinated in the fuel tank of a big rig. That truck today is known as Optimus Prime.
No woman has ever had sex with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
Hevi shot is actually made from beads of Chuck Norris's sweat
They once made "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
chuck norris doesn't need a watch,, he decides what time it is
when alexander graham bell invented the telephone,, he had 3 missed calls from chuck norris
chuck norris pities mr. t
chuck norris can strangle you with a cell phone
chuck norris knows victorias secret