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Title: Visit To The Pharmacist.
Post by: Hognutz on January 08, 2014, 10:05:21 AM
Question Is: What happens when you ask for help with an erection
lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist
and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male
employees. She then asked if she could help me.
I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable
discussing with a male pharmacist.  The lady pharmacist assured me
that she was completely professional and whatever it was that
I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me
with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to
discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was
wondering what you could give me for it. The pharmacist said,
"Just a minute,  I'll talk to my sister"..

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and
this is the absolute best we can do."

"1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size
bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses"


Title: Re: Visit To The Pharmacist.
Post by: owlhoot on January 08, 2014, 08:23:37 PM
oh ya :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
contact your doctor for an erection over four hours, not unless doc is a babe!Otherwise don't waste the drive to the hospital until the heart attack.
Title: Re: Visit To The Pharmacist.
Post by: Deputy 14 on January 09, 2014, 04:12:46 AM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Visit To The Pharmacist.
Post by: captin_hook on January 09, 2014, 06:47:10 AM
Blahahaha! :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Visit To The Pharmacist.
Post by: Gamblinman on January 09, 2014, 08:55:49 AM
Good one!!

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Title: Re: Visit To The Pharmacist.
Post by: boomer on January 09, 2014, 02:03:49 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: