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Title: Blonde Ice Fishing
Post by: Gamblinman on January 06, 2014, 10:13:17 PM
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,
and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she headed for the ice.
After positioning her comfy camping stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a cup of cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice.
She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut the hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward! and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"   
Title: Re: Blonde Ice Fishing
Post by: Drthorn on January 06, 2014, 10:21:58 PM
Funny
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Post by: BowBendr on January 06, 2014, 10:29:21 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
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Post by: redarrow on January 06, 2014, 10:56:02 PM
The Zambonie should have been a clue. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: chatterbox on January 07, 2014, 04:09:09 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: o2stk1 on January 07, 2014, 07:45:33 AM
lol
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Post by: Hognutz on January 07, 2014, 10:27:12 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: A classic!!
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Post by: Gooserbat on January 07, 2014, 10:45:27 AM
I think that was my sister-in-law.
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Post by: mckinzie on January 07, 2014, 11:03:09 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: socalturkeyman on January 07, 2014, 12:32:59 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Deputy 14 on January 07, 2014, 12:56:11 PM
Hahaha. Awesome
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Post by: beagler on January 07, 2014, 05:45:43 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: captin_hook on January 07, 2014, 06:43:58 PM
Blahahahahaha. Good one
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Post by: VA_Birdhunter on January 07, 2014, 07:00:39 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: surehuntsalot on January 12, 2014, 09:29:38 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: tomstopper on January 14, 2014, 08:39:36 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Blonde Ice Fishing
Post by: Eric Gregg on January 14, 2014, 09:54:04 PM
 :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:
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