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Title: Morning Sex.
Post by: Hognutz on October 16, 2013, 10:59:24 AM
Morning Sex..


She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to

me this very moment!"


My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the

kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" 

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."



Title: Re: Morning Sex.
Post by: Deputy 14 on October 16, 2013, 02:07:02 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on October 16, 2013, 03:29:48 PM
 :lol: ;D :TooFunny: :whip2:
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Post by: captin_hook on October 16, 2013, 04:10:17 PM
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Post by: headbanger on October 16, 2013, 04:42:19 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :smiley-char092:
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Post by: JVA54 on October 16, 2013, 06:23:47 PM

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Post by: slamman on October 16, 2013, 06:40:42 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Don't feel too bad I almost got lucky this morning I asked and she said NO.  ;D
Title: Re: Morning Sex.
Post by: Hognutz on October 16, 2013, 10:11:02 PM
Quote from: slamman on October 16, 2013, 06:40:42 PM
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Don't feel too bad I almost got lucky this morning I asked and she said NO.  ;D

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Title: Re: Morning Sex.
Post by: stone road turkey calls on October 17, 2013, 07:04:45 AM
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Post by: surehuntsalot on October 17, 2013, 08:14:19 PM
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my oh my
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Post by: tomstopper on October 19, 2013, 09:26:03 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Nice
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Post by: chatterbox on October 20, 2013, 10:48:36 AM
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Post by: TrackeySauresRex on October 22, 2013, 05:17:52 PM
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Post by: beagler on October 24, 2013, 08:13:27 PM
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Title: Re: Morning Sex.
Post by: mikejd on October 24, 2013, 08:31:16 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:Hilarios.