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Title: The Zebra In Heaven.
Post by: Hognutz on October 12, 2013, 08:09:40 PM
Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'

So the zebra went off in search of God.

When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

God simply replied 'You are what you are.'

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'

The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes..'

The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is..'

WARNING: If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin after yo butt.
Title: Re: The Zebra In Heaven.
Post by: tomstopper on October 12, 2013, 10:00:11 PM
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Title: Re: The Zebra In Heaven.
Post by: RutnNStrutn on October 13, 2013, 03:55:21 AM
Guess I'm screwed then, because I fo sho LOL'ed!!!! ;D :lol: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Zebra In Heaven.
Post by: Woodsman4God on October 13, 2013, 07:04:57 AM
Love it  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: The Zebra In Heaven.
Post by: surehuntsalot on October 17, 2013, 08:09:26 PM
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Title: Re: The Zebra In Heaven.
Post by: JVA54 on October 17, 2013, 08:16:35 PM
 
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