http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2013/09/video_turkey_that_smashed_into_kinnelon_home_left_resident_violated_frightened.html (http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2013/09/video_turkey_that_smashed_into_kinnelon_home_left_resident_violated_frightened.html)
This cracked me up, make sure you watch the video on the page. I love the cop stating that it is currently turkey mating season.
Thats awesome. Maybe I should call her and see if she wants my help getting rid of some of her birds.......
Just be careful, based on their descriptions the turkey is between 4 and 5 feet tall. You may want to pack some 00 buckshot.
That has to be the biggest turkey ever. unless that woman is 3'6". she said she felt "violated" I didn't quite understand that remark. Scared, maybe, cofused, surely...but Violated?..Danny
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What a lucky woman! I spend all of May trying to get a turkey to want to violate me. I'm so jealous
Can one of you great callmakers make a call for 4 to 5 foot tall turkeys!
Call it the VIOLATOR :character0029: :character0029: :character0029:
"its a different kind of 'fowl' play" hahaha that made my day!
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