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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Hognutz on September 03, 2013, 10:57:55 AM

Title: The Difference Between Potentially And Realistically.
Post by: Hognutz on September 03, 2013, 10:57:55 AM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a

million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .

But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.

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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 03, 2013, 12:42:25 PM
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Post by: lonnie sneed jr. on September 03, 2013, 01:07:21 PM
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Post by: tomstopper on September 03, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
That's Awesome..... :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: savduck on September 03, 2013, 09:09:20 PM
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Post by: captin_hook on September 03, 2013, 10:38:56 PM
Blahahahahaha!!!
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Post by: owlhoot on September 04, 2013, 05:52:50 AM
shoooot! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: chatterbox on September 04, 2013, 06:58:06 AM
I really need to not read Mike's jokes and drink coffee at the same time!
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Post by: BoneShaker_Custom_Calls on September 04, 2013, 09:25:07 AM
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Post by: grayfox on September 04, 2013, 11:04:19 AM
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Post by: surehuntsalot on September 08, 2013, 07:25:46 PM
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pretty good one right there
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Post by: Gooserbat on September 10, 2013, 12:18:42 PM
Now that was funny.
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Post by: JVA54 on September 10, 2013, 01:51:53 PM

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Post by: turkey slayer on September 10, 2013, 04:15:51 PM
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Post by: sixbird on September 26, 2013, 11:12:42 PM
That's some funny stuff!!!
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on September 27, 2013, 02:25:04 PM
 ;D :lol: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
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