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Title: A Walk In The Grass.
Post by: Hognutz on August 14, 2013, 09:25:28 AM
A WALK IN THE GRASS


The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
 
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
 
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
 
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
 
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
 
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
 
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
 
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
 
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught........
 
 
Title: Re: A Walk In The Grass.
Post by: tomstopper on August 14, 2013, 06:35:42 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: slamman on August 14, 2013, 08:11:21 PM
HA!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Limbstrutter on August 14, 2013, 09:39:33 PM
That is Awesome. ..lol
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Post by: JVA54 on August 14, 2013, 11:00:17 PM

     :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: owlhoot on August 15, 2013, 06:18:07 AM
 oh shooot :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: chatterbox on August 23, 2013, 05:05:53 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: DirtNap647 on August 23, 2013, 09:08:06 AM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: Muzzy61 on August 23, 2013, 05:20:06 PM
Oh no he didn't ....... :o
Title: Re: A Walk In The Grass.
Post by: TnTurk on August 23, 2013, 06:12:50 PM
I can see a #4 iron imprint on somebodies head in the near future.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: