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Title: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: tomstopper on April 25, 2013, 01:32:52 PM

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the rump and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death!

Title: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: WV Ridge Reaper on April 25, 2013, 02:28:42 PM

That's great!!!

Title: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: Hognutz on April 25, 2013, 03:10:29 PM

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Title: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: captin_hook on April 25, 2013, 05:26:08 PM

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Title: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: remmy1187 on April 25, 2013, 07:06:53 PM

Thats good :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: gdublongwilly on April 25, 2013, 08:09:18 PM

Absolutely love it!!!! :icon_thumright:

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Title: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: beagler on April 25, 2013, 08:13:47 PM

LMAO :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: HARDCORE on April 25, 2013, 08:48:39 PM

I laughed and laughed, then forwarded via email to about 50 folks.

Balls, Guts? Nah....DUMB! :TooFunny:

HC

Title: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: DirtNap647 on April 25, 2013, 09:04:01 PM

:TooFunny:

Title: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
Post by: surehuntsalot on April 28, 2013, 08:30:07 PM

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