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Title: Ole and Sven.
Post by: Hognutz on October 02, 2012, 02:06:19 PM

Ole & Sven

Ole and Sven are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 per pair.

Ole says to his pal, "Looky here! We could buy a whole gob of dese, take 'em back ta Dulute, sell 'em to our friends, n make a fortune. Now when we go in der, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do da talkin cuz if dey hear yur accent, dey might tink we're ignrant n try to cheat us. No way, dey'll know we're from Minnesota."

They go in and Ole says with his best Wisconsin accent,
"I'll take 50 of those suits at $5.00 each, 100 of those shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ...."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Minnesota, ain't you?"

"Vell...yeah," says a surprised Ole, "How'd ya know dat!?"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners......"

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Post by: tomstopper on October 02, 2012, 02:24:51 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: Nice...

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Post by: stone road turkey calls on October 02, 2012, 02:36:54 PM

:TooFunny:

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Post by: captin_hook on October 02, 2012, 04:40:33 PM

Blahahahaha.. :TooFunny:

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Post by: coyotetrpr on October 02, 2012, 11:18:37 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :boon:

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Post by: vaturkey on October 03, 2012, 05:45:31 AM

Good one Mike ! :TooFunny:

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Post by: FANMAN on October 03, 2012, 09:30:31 AM

Now that is funny.

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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 03, 2012, 12:19:38 PM

:TooFunny:

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