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Title: ??? Question with a Question ???
Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 07, 2012, 02:59:40 PM
Here's another interactive thread that is fun to chase.  The idea is to respond to the question in the previous post with another question.  Sometimes the thread will track along the same line for a few posts, then BAM! Somebody will throw a curve ball to take it a completely different direction.  The idea is to respond to the last question posted ... with another question.

Example:

* Is it still hot where you live?
* Does a bear relieve himself in the woods?
* What if he lives in the zoo?


Be sure to follow forum rules about decency and civility and make sure you play nice.   All responses MUST be in the form or another question.

Here we go:

Anything good on TV tonight?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 07, 2012, 03:05:37 PM
Is the DNC still going on?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 07, 2012, 03:11:09 PM
Is that on the surgery channel?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 07, 2012, 03:14:17 PM
What is "is"
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Post by: Hognutz on September 07, 2012, 03:20:01 PM
Is Clinton a stinkin' liar?
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Post by: guesswho on September 07, 2012, 03:38:34 PM
Does Monica's breath stink?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 03:41:13 PM

Did Bill Inhale ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 07, 2012, 03:56:22 PM
Wouldn't  you if you were married to Hillary?
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Post by: CASH on September 07, 2012, 03:59:15 PM
How did that cigar taste?
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Post by: captin_hook on September 07, 2012, 04:04:25 PM
Did the Chinese puff, puff, pass?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 07, 2012, 04:39:02 PM
Wasn't Bill impeached?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 07, 2012, 05:03:59 PM
Did anyone ever tell him?
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Post by: redarrow on September 07, 2012, 05:15:25 PM
Did Hillary even care?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 07, 2012, 05:17:59 PM
What is perjury?
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Post by: barry on September 07, 2012, 05:23:00 PM
Did Monica ever get her dress cleaned?
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Post by: SinGin on September 07, 2012, 06:09:03 PM
Do birds ever get afraid of heights?
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Post by: renegade19 on September 07, 2012, 06:11:14 PM
What if fish were afraid of the water?
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Post by: stinkpickle on September 07, 2012, 06:13:12 PM
Why did I open this?
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Post by: redarrow on September 07, 2012, 06:32:13 PM
Are you really drinking milk?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 07:55:14 PM

Are your arrows really red ? :newmascot:
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Post by: guesswho on September 07, 2012, 08:40:41 PM
Does Virginia really have turkey's?
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Post by: CASH on September 07, 2012, 08:42:29 PM
If you're not back in five minutes do I wait longer?
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Post by: guesswho on September 07, 2012, 08:44:46 PM
Do you have the extra cash for the meter?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 08:46:25 PM

Can you GUESS WHO dont have turkeys in their state ?
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Post by: CASH on September 07, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
Where am I?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 08:54:24 PM

Are there any turkeys in Elmore Co. Alabama ?

Does the Holmes brothers ever kill turkeys in Alabama ?   :newmascot:
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Post by: thundrchikin on September 07, 2012, 09:21:52 PM
Is that Stan Potts?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 09:28:53 PM
(http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab7/Gobln2/023-1.jpg)


Do I really look like Stan Potts ?    :newmascot:
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Post by: thundrchikin on September 07, 2012, 09:36:30 PM
Are you serious?
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Post by: guesswho on September 07, 2012, 09:36:59 PM
Does Stan Potts wear makeup?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 07, 2012, 09:37:22 PM
Who is Stan Potts
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Post by: redarrow on September 07, 2012, 09:40:53 PM
and who cares
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 09:41:30 PM
 Why does everyone say I look like Stan Potts ?

Do I have Stan Potts money ?   NO !   :funnyturkey:
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Post by: guesswho on September 07, 2012, 09:42:35 PM
How long did the Doctor say you had to wear those glasses?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 07, 2012, 09:43:08 PM
Why do you hunt with Chaz?
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Post by: thundrchikin on September 07, 2012, 09:43:30 PM
Do you own a mirror?
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Post by: guesswho on September 07, 2012, 09:49:07 PM
If Chaz played sports, would it need a cup?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 09:56:19 PM

If Chaz played sports would he/she wear a sports bra ?


Has drenalinid ever done a GRAND SLAM with Chaz ? 
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 09:59:34 PM

Is Ronnie still dating Chaz ?  :funnyturkey:
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 07, 2012, 10:08:47 PM
Who is Stan Potts?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 10:19:08 PM

How many Boone & Crocket bucks has Stan Potts Killed ?  :newmascot:
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 10:24:15 PM
(http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab7/Gobln2/017.jpg)


Would Stan Shoot this buck ?  :newmascot:
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Post by: strutstopper on September 07, 2012, 10:56:30 PM
Was there a corn pile?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 07, 2012, 11:39:21 PM

Was there a corn tree growing close by ?  :newmascot:
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Post by: frank1969 on September 07, 2012, 11:54:39 PM
what size shoe does stan have
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Post by: Tail Feathers on September 08, 2012, 12:18:15 AM
Why ya'll hatin' on Stan? :TooFunny:
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 08, 2012, 03:53:55 AM
Does chaz count as two people in the HOV lane?
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Post by: Deputy 14 on September 08, 2012, 05:24:16 AM
Is he that fat?
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Post by: Half fast on September 08, 2012, 07:00:48 AM
Why can you tune a piano and not tuna fish ?
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Post by: thundrchikin on September 08, 2012, 09:21:23 AM
Is Ricky the fish wisperer?
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Post by: barry on September 08, 2012, 09:41:57 AM
Is fat meat greasy!
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Post by: redarrow on September 08, 2012, 09:45:44 AM
Is a greased hog greasy?
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Post by: chatterbox on September 08, 2012, 10:25:42 AM
Is a slippery slope truly slippery?
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Post by: barry on September 08, 2012, 11:03:08 AM
Does a fat boy like cake?                       
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Post by: frank1969 on September 08, 2012, 11:16:23 AM
does cake like the fat boy
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 08, 2012, 11:30:13 AM
Do fat boys sweat a lot?
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Post by: barry on September 08, 2012, 11:37:09 AM
Do pigs like slop?
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Post by: redarrow on September 08, 2012, 01:00:11 PM
Why do we park in a driveway,and drive on a parkway?
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Post by: barry on September 08, 2012, 02:14:30 PM
Why are boxing RINGS SQUARE?!
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Post by: vaturkey on September 08, 2012, 05:57:36 PM


Why is Chuck Norris THE MAN ?   
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 08, 2012, 06:50:34 PM
If Chuck is The Man, does that mean Chaz is not Da Man?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 08, 2012, 07:14:59 PM
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 08, 2012, 07:25:02 PM
Is chuck norris really emitt the clown?
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Post by: frank1969 on September 08, 2012, 08:37:22 PM
were is tiff
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Post by: redarrow on September 08, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
wheres Waldo?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 08, 2012, 08:52:11 PM

How Many Beards Do You Have ?   :newmascot:
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Post by: frank1969 on September 08, 2012, 09:25:50 PM
whos on first
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Post by: guesswho on September 08, 2012, 09:33:54 PM
How many beards do you want?
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Post by: redarrow on September 08, 2012, 10:15:42 PM
How many do you need?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 08, 2012, 11:19:54 PM
Is Chuch Norris's beard made of granite?
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Post by: barry on September 09, 2012, 10:16:32 AM
Is Tiffany prettier than a white faced mule?
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Post by: guesswho on September 09, 2012, 10:34:00 AM
Does a whit faced mule have big............ears?
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Post by: barry on September 09, 2012, 11:49:49 AM
Do fat girls like ice cream?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 09, 2012, 02:58:48 PM

Why did Jr. Samples tell LuLu " For a fat girl you sure  dont sweat much" ? 
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Post by: redarrow on September 09, 2012, 03:08:53 PM
Was her phone no. BR 549?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 09, 2012, 03:25:47 PM
Has a big gobbler ever made you so nervous you almost peed your pants ?    :newmascot:
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Post by: barry on September 09, 2012, 03:29:43 PM
Does Ronnie have a bucket full of spurs??
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 09, 2012, 08:04:45 PM
Is that bigfoot?
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Post by: guesswho on September 09, 2012, 09:01:19 PM
Did he wear shoe's?
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Post by: renegade19 on September 09, 2012, 10:03:12 PM
Whose bed have your boots been under?
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Post by: canadatom on September 09, 2012, 10:11:40 PM
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 09, 2012, 10:26:03 PM
Can a woodchuck chuck at all?
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Post by: redarrow on September 09, 2012, 10:27:35 PM
Would a woodchuck upchuck sawdust?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 09, 2012, 10:44:32 PM
Can a woodchuck chuck Chuch Norris.........
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Post by: Deputy 14 on September 10, 2012, 04:03:41 AM
Who is Chuck Norris?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 10, 2012, 08:42:46 AM
Who's been living under a rock? 
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Post by: redarrow on September 10, 2012, 09:02:15 AM
Isn't Jesus the "ROCK" ?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 10, 2012, 11:19:09 AM
Would Dwayne Johnson disagree?
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Post by: barry on September 10, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
Can you smell what he's cookin'?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 10, 2012, 02:34:26 PM
What is he cooking?
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Post by: barry on September 10, 2012, 03:31:43 PM
What is that smell?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 10, 2012, 03:37:52 PM
Is it the smell that surrounds you?
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Post by: eaglea1 on September 10, 2012, 03:58:55 PM
Did you say surround sound?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 10, 2012, 04:12:03 PM
Do you have Boston Acoustic system?
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Post by: guesswho on September 10, 2012, 04:20:11 PM
Are Boston Baked Beans Acoustic?
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Post by: Hognutz on September 10, 2012, 05:41:22 PM
Do you want me to send you a sound byte?
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Post by: guesswho on September 10, 2012, 06:23:34 PM
Would I be impressed with the hang time?
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Post by: chatterbox on September 10, 2012, 06:24:50 PM
Do you want fries with that shake?
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Post by: guesswho on September 10, 2012, 07:01:55 PM
Where's the clown's head?
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Post by: Deputy 14 on September 10, 2012, 08:23:49 PM
Is the clown gonna die?
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Post by: guesswho on September 10, 2012, 08:41:37 PM
If I yell in his mouth will he yell back?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 10, 2012, 08:47:18 PM
Can you smell what the Rock was fartin'
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Post by: guesswho on September 10, 2012, 09:04:55 PM
Would it smell like Chuck Norris's shoe?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 10, 2012, 09:10:11 PM
What would Chuck Norris' shoe smell like
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Post by: guesswho on September 10, 2012, 09:14:22 PM
Does a can of whoop-azz have a smell?
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Post by: turkey slayer on September 10, 2012, 09:17:51 PM
can a can whoop any azz?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 10, 2012, 09:31:05 PM
Could Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 10, 2012, 09:36:02 PM
Was Rambo tougher than Colonel Braddock?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 10, 2012, 09:38:24 PM
Could Dirty Harry whoop Charles Bronson
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Post by: tomstopper on September 10, 2012, 09:40:30 PM
Could the Terminator beat Robocop?
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Post by: guesswho on September 10, 2012, 09:45:09 PM
Was Colonel Sanders tougher than Rambo?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 10, 2012, 10:02:54 PM
Is the Original Recipe really the original recipe?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 10, 2012, 10:21:19 PM
If it was the original recipe, does that mean there were no chickens before that?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 10, 2012, 10:58:29 PM
If you make the original recipe better, would it be the new original and the original the "original original recipe"
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Post by: guesswho on September 11, 2012, 07:58:09 AM
Are all chickens, chicken?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 11, 2012, 08:30:08 AM
...And if so, are all turkeys, turkey,...or are they from Turkey?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 11, 2012, 08:50:44 AM
Why are male lady bugs called lady bugs and not man bugs?
Is that gender descrimination?
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Post by: FANMAN on September 11, 2012, 10:08:01 AM
Are you a dumacrat???
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Post by: Woodsman4God on September 11, 2012, 11:01:12 AM
Nope, I am an addict to OG, Are you?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 11, 2012, 11:56:02 AM
Who is checking the forum while at work!? :you_rock:
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Post by: tomstopper on September 11, 2012, 11:59:06 AM
Thats me. Does anyone else have a shortcut to Old Gobbler saved on their desktop @ work?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 11, 2012, 12:50:48 PM
Who doesn't :OGturkeyhead:
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Post by: barry on September 11, 2012, 01:59:12 PM
and why would they not!
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Post by: guesswho on September 11, 2012, 03:32:22 PM
Why do I have four nuts?
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Post by: barry on September 11, 2012, 04:38:12 PM
Do you have one of mine?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 11, 2012, 04:45:51 PM
Quote from: guesswho on September 11, 2012, 03:32:22 PM
Why do I have four nuts?


Cause yo mama didn't raise no fool !
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Post by: guesswho on September 11, 2012, 05:25:12 PM
If my Aunt had four nuts would she be my uncle?
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Post by: barry on September 11, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
Does she wear army boots?
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Post by: guesswho on September 11, 2012, 06:47:41 PM
So if she has four nuts and wears army boots she's still a she?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 11, 2012, 07:38:42 PM
What does Chaz think about that
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Post by: vaturkey on September 11, 2012, 07:53:28 PM
Why was drenalinld & Chaz Bono walking around at the NWTF convention last year holding hands & wearing a trumpet call around their neck ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 11, 2012, 08:16:15 PM
Are you sure it was a trumpet call?
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Post by: redarrow on September 11, 2012, 08:48:59 PM
Could it have been a ' HUMPIT" call ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 11, 2012, 08:56:12 PM
How do you erase a visual that's burned into your memory.
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Post by: vaturkey on September 11, 2012, 10:21:08 PM

Why did he want me to try out his trumpet ? Why did it smell FUNNY ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 11, 2012, 10:22:13 PM
What did it smell like
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Post by: tomstopper on September 11, 2012, 10:26:01 PM
Do we even want to know?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 11, 2012, 10:27:25 PM

Why did it smell like Corn & peanuts ?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 11, 2012, 10:31:06 PM
Did it have a hint of vaseline?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 12, 2012, 07:47:15 AM
Quote from: redarrow on September 11, 2012, 08:48:59 PM
Could it have been a ' HUMPIT" call ?

:TooFunny:
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 12, 2012, 09:10:12 AM
Is a question really a question if it's not a question?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 12, 2012, 12:17:02 PM
How could a question be a question if it wasn't a question
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Post by: frank1969 on September 12, 2012, 01:55:00 PM
who is on first?
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Post by: guesswho on September 12, 2012, 03:53:15 PM
What was the question?
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Post by: barry on September 12, 2012, 04:01:11 PM
Where's the gobbler???
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Post by: guesswho on September 12, 2012, 05:11:08 PM
Quote from: barry on September 12, 2012, 04:01:11 PM
Where's the gobbler???
Why are we talking about Chaz again?
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Post by: barry on September 12, 2012, 05:29:40 PM
Ain't he spurless??
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Post by: chatterbox on September 12, 2012, 06:43:05 PM
If people are strange, are you a stranger?
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Post by: guesswho on September 12, 2012, 07:49:48 PM
Is it easier to turn a man into a woman or a woman into a man, and do the keep the spare parts?
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Post by: redarrow on September 12, 2012, 08:14:27 PM
Is turning a woman into a man an addathingtome ?
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Post by: renegade19 on September 12, 2012, 08:36:01 PM
If your woman leaves you for another woman was it your fault?
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Post by: guesswho on September 12, 2012, 08:44:24 PM
Did the other woman used to be a man?
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Post by: handcannon on September 12, 2012, 09:03:15 PM
How much did she/he charge you?
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Post by: redarrow on September 12, 2012, 09:29:35 PM
did you pay in cash
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Post by: vaturkey on September 12, 2012, 10:34:52 PM


Did you pay in food stamps ?  :you_rock:
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 13, 2012, 09:05:42 AM
Was the secret service involved?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 13, 2012, 09:16:34 AM
 8) Does this look like Ray Charles?  8)
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 13, 2012, 12:29:33 PM
Quote from: lightsoutcalls on September 13, 2012, 09:16:34 AM
8) Does this look like Ray Charles?  8)

Or more like Stevie Wonder?
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Post by: guesswho on September 13, 2012, 01:09:35 PM
Do you wonder if Stevie Wonder ever wonders?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 13, 2012, 01:36:47 PM
Does guesswho like "The Who"
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Post by: barry on September 13, 2012, 02:25:50 PM
Does The Who ever boo hoo?
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Post by: guesswho on September 13, 2012, 02:35:48 PM
Is boo hoo in Spanish spelled the same way?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 13, 2012, 03:16:53 PM
Could you press "2" and find out?
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Post by: barry on September 13, 2012, 03:56:50 PM
Since people from Spain speak Spanish, why don't people from Mexico speak Mexican?
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Post by: guesswho on September 13, 2012, 05:45:21 PM
If an American baby and a Mexican baby got switched at birth, could they understand their parents when they got old enough to talk?
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Post by: barry on September 13, 2012, 06:14:35 PM
Would the American baby be eligible for foodstamps and welfare when he grew up?
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Post by: guesswho on September 13, 2012, 07:58:47 PM
What if he was a she?
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Post by: redarrow on September 13, 2012, 09:41:06 PM
wouldn't she be a heshe
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Post by: guesswho on September 13, 2012, 09:48:46 PM
Would you look to verify?
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Post by: redarrow on September 13, 2012, 09:55:27 PM
How much would you pay me
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Post by: tomstopper on September 13, 2012, 10:08:14 PM
How much would you charge
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Post by: guesswho on September 13, 2012, 10:14:23 PM
Would you take a check to check?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 13, 2012, 10:23:37 PM
Would it bounce?
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Post by: handcannon on September 14, 2012, 04:37:00 AM
So what if it does?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 14, 2012, 07:20:49 AM
Would you have to pay a fee?
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 07:48:41 AM
If it bounces does that mean heshe's more he than she?
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Post by: econo on September 14, 2012, 08:20:50 AM
Why are you all so fascinated with this HeShe?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 14, 2012, 08:24:49 AM
I am more interested in the she than the he. Is there anyone else who agrees?
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Post by: redarrow on September 14, 2012, 12:08:18 PM
Does anyone disagree ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 14, 2012, 12:32:08 PM
Would Chaz disagree
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 12:34:59 PM
Can Chaz count to eleven without taking it's shoes off?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 14, 2012, 12:40:54 PM


Did guesswho call in Chaz's first gobbler ever ? 

Was it a Bama Jake ? 

Did Chaz dance after he/she killed it ?    :jackson:
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 14, 2012, 12:47:14 PM
Can Chaz dance?
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 01:22:30 PM
Does Chaz know where it's diaphragm is?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 14, 2012, 01:30:52 PM
Did I just vomit in my mouth?
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Post by: Turkey Trot on September 14, 2012, 01:34:07 PM
Could Alex Trebek answer any of those questions if he didn't have the cards?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 14, 2012, 02:06:08 PM
Does the confederate soldier in my pic look like he has bell bottoms on
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Post by: econo on September 14, 2012, 02:36:19 PM
does it really matter?
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 03:02:09 PM
If I is before E except after C, then how come someone so smart would spell his name Einstein insted of Ienstein?
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Post by: econo on September 14, 2012, 03:07:29 PM
wasn't he the guy that inveted solar power, or something like that??
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 03:39:33 PM
Didn't he get smart by getting hit in the head with an apple?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 14, 2012, 03:42:03 PM
Quote from: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 03:39:33 PM
Didn't he get smart by getting hit in the head with an apple?

Would you be referring to Issac Newton and the Law of Gravity
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 03:58:09 PM
Did he get hit in the head with an apple too?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 14, 2012, 04:08:27 PM
Is Nationwide really on your side?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 14, 2012, 04:13:22 PM
How long till turkey season???
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Post by: econo on September 14, 2012, 04:20:21 PM
why do you ask ?
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Post by: chatterbox on September 14, 2012, 04:57:19 PM
Do you always shoot the strutter?
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Post by: barry on September 14, 2012, 05:05:44 PM
or do you wait for a jake?
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Post by: chatterbox on September 14, 2012, 05:07:31 PM
What about a bearded hen?
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 05:21:21 PM
Are we back to Chaz again?
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Post by: Turkey Trot on September 14, 2012, 05:25:44 PM
Who is Chaz?
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 05:34:25 PM
Isn't it a bearded hen?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 14, 2012, 08:12:05 PM


  Why can someone buy extra kill permits for turkeys in Va. but not in Bama ?


    :z-guntootsmiley: :newmascot: :newmascot: :newmascot: :newmascot: :newmascot:
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 08:16:22 PM
Why does Bama not have any turkey's?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 14, 2012, 08:32:13 PM


Why does Bama have so many Gobblers, Skeeters, Cottonmouths, Gators, Fire Ants, & Yotes ?
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Post by: redarrow on September 14, 2012, 09:40:31 PM
Do fire ants really start fires?
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Post by: guesswho on September 14, 2012, 10:00:45 PM
What about their cousins?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 14, 2012, 10:11:38 PM
Quote from: redarrow on September 14, 2012, 09:40:31 PM
Do fire ants really start fires?

If you set in a pile of them ( I Have ) they will light your arzz up ! 
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 14, 2012, 10:23:06 PM
Quote from: vaturkey on September 14, 2012, 10:11:38 PM
Quote from: redarrow on September 14, 2012, 09:40:31 PM
Do fire ants really start fires?

If you set in a pile of them ( I Have ) they will light your arzz up !

Why did I set my owl hooter down in an ant pile while waiting for daylight this spring?
Why did I not notice that and bring it to my mouth, blow on it, and blow fireants all over my own face and lips..(true story)
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Post by: vaturkey on September 14, 2012, 11:36:43 PM
Quote from: Eric Gregg on September 14, 2012, 10:23:06 PM
Quote from: vaturkey on September 14, 2012, 10:11:38 PM
Quote from: redarrow on September 14, 2012, 09:40:31 PM
Do fire ants really start fires?

If you set in a pile of them ( I Have ) they will light your arzz up !

Why did I set my owl hooter down in an ant pile while waiting for daylight this spring?
Why did I not notice that and bring it to my mouth, blow on it, and blow fireants all over my own face and lips..(true story)

Eric Gregg

I would have like to seen that !    :TooFunny:

Why does the solider in your avatar have bell bottom pants on ?   :newmascot:
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Post by: barry on September 15, 2012, 10:17:45 AM
Is there really such thing as a piss ant?
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Post by: econo on September 15, 2012, 07:06:37 PM
don't all ants piss ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 15, 2012, 07:22:20 PM
Why do some ants have wings?
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Post by: econo on September 16, 2012, 07:41:50 AM
why did some old cars have fins ?
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Post by: barry on September 16, 2012, 11:20:01 AM
Were the cars amphibious?
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Post by: guesswho on September 16, 2012, 03:11:18 PM
Did they have flippers?
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Post by: redarrow on September 16, 2012, 04:58:19 PM
Are seals flippered
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Post by: guesswho on September 16, 2012, 05:32:42 PM
Will they come to a squealing seal call?
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Post by: barry on September 16, 2012, 06:14:57 PM
Will someone ask Eddie Salter to make one?
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Post by: redarrow on September 16, 2012, 07:41:09 PM
Would seal hunters buy it
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Post by: guesswho on September 16, 2012, 07:45:25 PM
What's the acceptable range for taking a seal while using a squealing seal call?
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Post by: econo on September 16, 2012, 08:24:24 PM
While useing this call, do you inhale or exhale ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 16, 2012, 08:38:46 PM
Are you under water or out of the water when you use it?
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Post by: redarrow on September 16, 2012, 10:39:35 PM
can you hunt from a submarine
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Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 07:53:37 AM
Could you paint a submarine to look like a seal decoy?
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Post by: redarrow on September 17, 2012, 08:51:20 AM
Do the Beatles still live in a yellow submarine
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Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 09:46:29 AM
Does it look like a yellow seal?
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Post by: redarrow on September 17, 2012, 10:29:40 AM
Didn't greenpeace paint it green?
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Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 10:35:46 AM
Would redarrow paint it red?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 17, 2012, 10:43:50 AM


Can anyone Guesswho is in the sub ?   :newmascot:
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Post by: barry on September 17, 2012, 11:36:06 AM
Was it made at Sub Way?
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Post by: redarrow on September 17, 2012, 12:50:40 PM
wasn't it made at VATURKEYS house ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 17, 2012, 12:59:01 PM
Can Pappy paint it to look like a fishing lure
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Post by: eaglea1 on September 17, 2012, 02:08:07 PM
Do you think he has enough paint?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 17, 2012, 02:45:40 PM


How come Pappy don't fish ? 
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Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 03:19:03 PM
How come Pappy don't make squealing seal calls?
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Post by: econo on September 17, 2012, 03:24:31 PM
How come Pappy hasn't responded to any of these ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 03:50:40 PM
Is Pappy watching animal planet to see what a seal sounds like?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 17, 2012, 04:12:29 PM

Why does Pappy take a Power Nap every day ?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 17, 2012, 04:43:26 PM
Will a torpedo kill a turkey?
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Post by: econo on September 17, 2012, 05:01:16 PM
Why dont you ask Pappy ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 17, 2012, 05:16:01 PM
Who dares wake Pappy from his nappy?!
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Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 05:32:41 PM
Do turkeys take naps?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 17, 2012, 05:34:51 PM
And if they do,... do they snore?
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Post by: econo on September 17, 2012, 05:47:03 PM
wouldn't a snoreing Gobbler be easier to set up on in the dark?
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Post by: redarrow on September 17, 2012, 05:48:28 PM
Maybe he has sleep apnea
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 17, 2012, 05:58:35 PM
Are the seven dwarfs around?
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Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 06:06:07 PM
Why does Santa hire Elves and not Dwarfs?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 17, 2012, 06:16:25 PM
Who's taller, elves or dwarfs?
Title: Re: ??? Question with a Question ???
Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 06:33:24 PM
Which has bigger..........feet?
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Post by: redarrow on September 17, 2012, 07:07:45 PM
Would Elves be illegal aliens if they come down your chiminey without a passport
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Post by: vaturkey on September 17, 2012, 08:04:22 PM
Why do cookies have Elf pictures on them ?   
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Post by: guesswho on September 17, 2012, 08:15:19 PM
Was Elvis once a member of the Evles?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 17, 2012, 10:22:55 PM
....Or was he a tall dwarf?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 07:53:48 AM
Was old Elvis a tall fat dwarf?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 18, 2012, 09:09:49 AM
Did "The King" die while using the throne
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 18, 2012, 09:10:39 AM
Is calling Elvis a tall fat dwarf considered blasphemy in some circles?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 18, 2012, 09:21:31 AM
If I told you I saw Elvis at Burger King, would you believe me?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 10:11:57 AM
Was he hanging out with that other King that dresses kinda feminine?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 18, 2012, 11:07:22 AM
Is that the one that was confused with a certain past sportsman's organization CEO?
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Post by: barry on September 18, 2012, 12:33:04 PM
Do CEO's like OREO's?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 18, 2012, 12:34:07 PM
Are they doublestuff?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 12:43:39 PM
Do LEO's like CEO's who like Oreo's that are double stuffed?
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Post by: barry on September 18, 2012, 01:36:50 PM
Do you consider Tifanny to be double stuffed!
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 18, 2012, 01:42:50 PM
Did you know she is married?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 03:02:18 PM
Should I not ask my next question?
Title: Re: ??? Question with a Question ???
Post by: barry on September 18, 2012, 03:11:54 PM
Do you know the answer to your next question?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 03:17:35 PM
Is a clown creepy?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 18, 2012, 03:19:43 PM
Does USPS pick up creepy clowns?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 03:38:47 PM
Do creepy clowns pick up creepy clowns?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 18, 2012, 03:50:20 PM
If you bit a clown would it taste funny?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 18, 2012, 03:57:43 PM
Did Ronald McDonnald ever give you the creeps
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 18, 2012, 04:05:43 PM
Do you think those honkin' shoes are an attempt to overcompensate for something else?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 04:09:31 PM
Talk about creepy, do you think his drapes match the carpet?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 18, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
What makes  Happy Meal happy?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 05:03:46 PM
Do you really want to know?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 18, 2012, 05:26:38 PM
What is that "secret sauce" really made of?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 05:34:31 PM
And who makes it?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 18, 2012, 05:37:43 PM
Is it a coincidence that the McDonalds clown and Guesswho have the same first name?
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Post by: redarrow on September 18, 2012, 05:45:35 PM
Is Guesswho a clown fish?
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Post by: barry on September 18, 2012, 05:47:44 PM
Can a Clownfish fish?
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Post by: renegade19 on September 18, 2012, 05:54:08 PM
Can a woodchuck chuck wood?
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Post by: barry on September 18, 2012, 06:02:07 PM
Does a fat boy like McDonalds fries?
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 07:33:44 PM
Can Guesswho change his first name? 
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Post by: vaturkey on September 18, 2012, 08:58:58 PM

Could we Guesswho was running a squealing hen call if we was in Barbour Co. Bama ?


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Post by: vaturkey on September 18, 2012, 09:01:17 PM

If Guesswho dumped out that bucket of spurs & made a necklace out of them how long would it be ?   
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Post by: guesswho on September 18, 2012, 09:03:23 PM
Do you mean the bucket of squealing hen calls?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 19, 2012, 08:38:14 AM
Which is better,...a bucket of spurs or squealing hen calls?
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Post by: redarrow on September 19, 2012, 08:51:04 AM
Wouldn't a bucket of KFC taste better.
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Post by: tomstopper on September 19, 2012, 09:43:20 AM
What about KFC's mashed taters and gravy as well?
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Post by: barry on September 19, 2012, 10:03:23 AM
Would you like some cole slaw with that?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 19, 2012, 10:48:00 AM
How about some turkey nuggets??
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Post by: tomstopper on September 19, 2012, 11:24:15 AM
Would you take it to go or dine in?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 19, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
Would you eat chicken on the way to turkey hunt?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 19, 2012, 11:42:45 AM
Can you bait pigs with bacon?
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Post by: guesswho on September 19, 2012, 12:18:27 PM
Does it hurt the turkeys when you remove their nuggets?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 19, 2012, 12:20:55 PM
Did you shoot em with pixie dust?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 19, 2012, 12:28:19 PM
Does Captain Hook?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 19, 2012, 12:49:00 PM
Who shot J.R. :fud:
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Post by: guesswho on September 19, 2012, 01:09:46 PM
Did they shoot him in the nuggets?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 19, 2012, 01:51:26 PM
Has anyone ever died of nugget infection?
Title: Re: ??? Question with a Question ???
Post by: barry on September 19, 2012, 04:01:08 PM
Can nugget infection spread to the drumstick?
Title: Re: ??? Question with a Question ???
Post by: drenalinld on September 19, 2012, 04:43:36 PM
Will I ever be able to eat another drumstick?
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Post by: redarrow on September 19, 2012, 04:52:36 PM
Do you have a wing on your ding?
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Post by: guesswho on September 19, 2012, 05:30:33 PM
Do they make a cream for that?
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Post by: barry on September 19, 2012, 05:42:01 PM
Would you like your cream flavored or plain?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 19, 2012, 07:39:47 PM


Didn't Lance have two nuggets before he had one nad ?  :bike2:
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Post by: redarrow on September 19, 2012, 07:41:44 PM
Did he hang it in his spokes
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Post by: vaturkey on September 19, 2012, 07:46:46 PM

Did he lose it at the Tour De Nad  ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 19, 2012, 08:18:03 PM
Did anyone ever find it?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 19, 2012, 08:27:09 PM


Didn't Chaz find it ?
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Post by: Shotgun on September 19, 2012, 08:34:29 PM
What was he looking for?
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Post by: redarrow on September 19, 2012, 08:51:21 PM
Is that a "Hanging Chaz"?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 20, 2012, 07:15:41 AM


Is Chaz's name Chaz Nonad Bono ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 20, 2012, 08:01:14 AM
Or does it go by it's Muslim name Addanad Bono?
Title: Re: ??? Question with a Question ???
Post by: redarrow on September 20, 2012, 08:31:38 AM
Isn't it Adanad Anabono
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Post by: drenalinld on September 20, 2012, 11:10:53 AM
Will vaturkey make it until DWTS new season starts?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 20, 2012, 11:29:07 AM
Quote from: drenalinld on September 20, 2012, 11:10:53 AM
Will vaturkey make it until DWTS new season starts?

If my knee holds up I will be @ DWTS !   :funnyturkey:
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 20, 2012, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: vaturkey on September 20, 2012, 11:29:07 AM

If my knee holds up I will be @ DWTS !   :funnyturkey:

Was that a question?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 20, 2012, 03:05:19 PM

Has drenalinld ever kissed Chaz Bono ?
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Post by: barry on September 20, 2012, 03:24:36 PM
Does Chaz have a snood?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 20, 2012, 03:44:33 PM
What is a snood made of?
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Post by: guesswho on September 20, 2012, 05:14:35 PM
Is it made of taint?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 20, 2012, 06:53:06 PM
Well itaint shrimp is it?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 20, 2012, 07:59:53 PM


Can Chaz play a trumpet like drenalinld ? 
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Post by: guesswho on September 20, 2012, 08:01:50 PM
Does Chaz have a trumpet to play with now?
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Post by: econo on September 21, 2012, 08:43:17 AM
Who is this Chaz you all speak of?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 21, 2012, 08:50:26 AM
Here's a hint,...does Chaz now have a Bono?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 21, 2012, 09:13:30 AM
Who really wants to know
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 21, 2012, 09:17:10 AM
Does someone have a strange fascination with the chaz-ster?
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Post by: barry on September 21, 2012, 10:44:33 AM
If you wanted to calm Chaz down would you need to give him a Tranny-quilizer?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 21, 2012, 12:55:49 PM
Why are we calling her a he when he is a she?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 21, 2012, 01:15:36 PM


Just for your info !

Sonny & Cher had a daughter named Chasity. Well Chasity didn't like being a woman so she had a SEX change into a man therefore his name is Chaz ! Now back to our little game !


Will Chaz be on Dancing With The Stars This Season ? :jackson:
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 21, 2012, 01:55:03 PM
My point exactly! Game on

If she is not a he but really he is a she, why lie and call her a he when he is a she
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 21, 2012, 02:48:31 PM
Would you rather call a he a "she",...or a she a "he"?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 21, 2012, 03:41:31 PM
OR...would you rather just be called for dinner?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 21, 2012, 04:04:17 PM
Who is inviting us
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Post by: barry on September 21, 2012, 04:06:39 PM
Just who is Who?
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Post by: guesswho on September 21, 2012, 07:22:35 PM
And what is what?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 22, 2012, 12:32:42 AM
Who is us and who is them
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Post by: tomstopper on September 22, 2012, 10:34:08 AM
Back to the dinner question, I am hungry so what is for dinner?
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Post by: barry on September 22, 2012, 10:59:48 AM
Do you eat dinner at a diner?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 22, 2012, 01:42:17 PM
Has anybody ever had to call there doctor for wood that lasted more than 4 hours?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 22, 2012, 01:54:24 PM
Would you have to, if you could get a woman to stay with you after that 4 hours?
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Post by: barry on September 22, 2012, 02:02:35 PM
Why would you want her to stay after the 4 hours was over?
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Post by: guesswho on September 22, 2012, 02:08:08 PM
Why wouldn't you call everyone except a doctor?
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Post by: barry on September 22, 2012, 02:25:52 PM
If you could, would you call a lady doctor for good wood?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 22, 2012, 03:10:07 PM
Quote from: guesswho on September 22, 2012, 02:08:08 PM
Why wouldn't you call everyone except a doctor?
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
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Post by: barry on September 22, 2012, 03:49:31 PM
Would you call guesswho and say guess what?
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Post by: guesswho on September 22, 2012, 05:49:34 PM
Would Guesswho say sorry, wrong number?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 23, 2012, 09:22:00 AM

Would Chaz say you got the right number ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 23, 2012, 11:47:36 AM
Would you hang up?
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Post by: barry on September 23, 2012, 12:52:55 PM
Do you put your spurs in a bucket???
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Post by: guesswho on September 23, 2012, 01:07:41 PM
How big should the bucket be?
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Post by: barry on September 23, 2012, 02:22:44 PM
How big a one can you get?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 23, 2012, 03:58:09 PM
Are we talking about wood or buckets?
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Post by: barry on September 23, 2012, 05:30:34 PM
Can we get a wooden bucket?
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Post by: guesswho on September 23, 2012, 06:37:30 PM
Would a wooden bucket hold more wood.
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Post by: vaturkey on September 23, 2012, 07:06:00 PM

Are there no birds in Bama cause all the spurs are in a wooden bucket  ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 23, 2012, 07:39:03 PM
Are all those spurs in the wooden bucket from Bama birds?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 23, 2012, 08:15:35 PM
If there were ten spurs in the wooden bucket and eleven spurs on the roost, how many gobblers does that mean?....((hint,...trick question...)
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Post by: vaturkey on September 24, 2012, 04:03:52 AM


Why would it be 5 1/2 gobblers on the roost ? 
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Post by: guesswho on September 24, 2012, 08:03:27 AM
Is a roost always wood?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 24, 2012, 09:15:34 AM
Does roosted really mean roasted?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 24, 2012, 10:36:26 AM
Has anybody ever really "roasted" one?
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Post by: barry on September 24, 2012, 11:35:25 AM
Does roasted mean he was once roosted?
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Post by: guesswho on September 24, 2012, 12:46:57 PM
Once he was roosted, did he know he was roasted?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 24, 2012, 12:57:40 PM
Would he have roosted if he had known he would be roasted?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 24, 2012, 04:13:34 PM
If a rooster roosts, why doesn't a turkey turk?
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Post by: guesswho on September 24, 2012, 04:23:14 PM
What would a Peacock do?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 24, 2012, 04:45:49 PM
Would he pea?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 24, 2012, 04:56:32 PM
Wouldn't pea-ing on ones own roost be considered a faux pas?
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Post by: barry on September 24, 2012, 05:06:47 PM
Is faux pas French?
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Post by: guesswho on September 24, 2012, 06:35:57 PM
Is faux pas French for cutting the cheese?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 24, 2012, 06:59:08 PM
Are fart jokes on a turkey forum a faux pas?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 24, 2012, 07:41:18 PM


Who cut the cheese ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 24, 2012, 07:46:14 PM
Are you French?
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Post by: redarrow on September 24, 2012, 08:25:50 PM
are you fried
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Post by: guesswho on September 24, 2012, 08:57:41 PM
Would you eat a fried faux pas?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 24, 2012, 09:16:16 PM
WTFrench Fried Faux Pas are we talking about?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 24, 2012, 10:35:58 PM
Who knows what faux pas is?
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Post by: guesswho on September 25, 2012, 07:44:05 AM
Does it leave stains?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 25, 2012, 08:44:21 AM
Is it the foot of a fox??...
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 25, 2012, 09:13:12 AM
What number do I press for French?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 25, 2012, 09:17:28 AM
Where can I get some French fried fox feet,...with fritters...?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 25, 2012, 10:34:15 AM
Do they taste like chicken?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 25, 2012, 10:51:37 AM
What doesnt taste like chicken?
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Post by: guesswho on September 25, 2012, 01:31:16 PM
Where do fritters come from?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 25, 2012, 01:59:27 PM
Do all fritters come from critters?
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Post by: barry on September 25, 2012, 02:39:31 PM
I wonder if Tifanny would like for me to gitter some critter fritters?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 25, 2012, 03:28:15 PM
What is your fascination with someone else's wife?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 25, 2012, 03:41:01 PM
Would Lee possibly have a problem with this fascination
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 25, 2012, 04:11:43 PM
Could Lee possibly get miffed at anyones fascination with Tiff and want to have a riff with that stiff, or maybe even push him off a cliff in a jiff?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 25, 2012, 04:35:27 PM
Has someone's rhyming button got stuck in the "on" position?   ;D
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Post by: barry on September 25, 2012, 04:52:15 PM
Could it be he's a poet and just don't know it?
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Post by: redarrow on September 25, 2012, 05:39:19 PM
Is his name Longfellow ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 25, 2012, 09:21:19 PM
Are my big feets giving me away?
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Post by: redarrow on September 25, 2012, 09:30:27 PM
How big are they
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 25, 2012, 09:36:48 PM
...They are sooo big that it makes people ask, are those your real feets?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 25, 2012, 10:47:41 PM
Are they as big as Ronald McDonalds?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 25, 2012, 10:49:02 PM


Does your feet stink ?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 25, 2012, 10:58:43 PM
Would anyone like to smell them and let me know?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 25, 2012, 11:09:52 PM
Is it too much to ask for snake boots to be made in size 15?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 26, 2012, 09:20:33 AM
Is it too much to ask that snakes just don't bite so that we don't need size 15 snake boots?!
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 26, 2012, 09:25:19 AM
Would they listen to you
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Post by: tomstopper on September 26, 2012, 09:43:07 AM
Would they care?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 26, 2012, 11:46:18 AM
Do snakes have ears?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 26, 2012, 05:23:07 PM
Can they hear me SCREAM like a woman?
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Post by: barry on September 26, 2012, 05:37:13 PM
If you scream in the woods and no one is around, will you be heard?
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Post by: guesswho on September 26, 2012, 06:00:34 PM
Would it cause a turkey to gobble?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 26, 2012, 06:15:43 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there, could you hear the gobbler that used to roost in it if SRTC screamed? ???
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Post by: guesswho on September 26, 2012, 07:05:39 PM
Where will he roost before being roasted now?
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Post by: redarrow on September 26, 2012, 08:13:10 PM
Is he a roasted rooster ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 26, 2012, 08:24:39 PM
Or is his old roost toast?
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Post by: redarrow on September 26, 2012, 08:38:49 PM
Is it raisin toast ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 26, 2012, 10:32:11 PM
Does it also have cinnamon and sugar
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Post by: guesswho on September 27, 2012, 07:56:36 AM
Should Lee drop off the key?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 27, 2012, 08:32:30 AM
Could he get himself free?
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Post by: econo on September 27, 2012, 11:24:45 AM
can anybody really be free, living under Obama's rule ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 27, 2012, 01:34:22 PM
Would Nancy Pelosi's face melt under direct sunlight
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 27, 2012, 01:50:59 PM
Would the sun refuse to shine?
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Post by: guesswho on September 27, 2012, 02:35:02 PM
Should Jack step out the back?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 27, 2012, 03:01:15 PM
Does Stan need a new plan?
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Post by: guesswho on September 27, 2012, 03:27:59 PM
Is there a need for Roy to be coy?
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Post by: barry on September 27, 2012, 04:13:36 PM
Will you just listen to me?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 27, 2012, 06:32:53 PM
Can you really hear sounds of silence?
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Post by: Shotgun on September 27, 2012, 06:43:44 PM
What the heck are ya'll talking about?
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Post by: redarrow on September 27, 2012, 06:57:34 PM
ain't amazing grace amazing.
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Post by: vaturkey on September 27, 2012, 07:09:27 PM


Why did Jr Samples tell Lu Lu that for a fat girl she sure didn't sweat much ? 
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 27, 2012, 08:47:43 PM
Is there 10,000 ways to leave your lover
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Post by: guesswho on September 27, 2012, 08:58:59 PM
Should Gus have hopped on the bus?
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Post by: redarrow on September 27, 2012, 09:09:38 PM
Shouldn't he have taken the " Magic Bus"?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on September 27, 2012, 09:26:24 PM
Or gone space truckin'
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 27, 2012, 09:47:39 PM
Does space really look deep purple when riding the magic bus?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 27, 2012, 10:22:39 PM

Has Chuck Norris ever been on Dancing With The Stars ?
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Post by: Shotgun on September 27, 2012, 10:58:08 PM
Will AR win another game this year?
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Post by: drenalinld on September 27, 2012, 11:36:01 PM
Did you have to mention my Razorbacks???!!!???!!!
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Post by: drenalinld on September 27, 2012, 11:36:12 PM
Did you have to mention my Razorbacks???!!!???!!!
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Post by: vaturkey on September 28, 2012, 05:35:03 AM

Why did you post it twice ?
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Post by: econo on September 28, 2012, 07:21:49 AM
How come nobody ever just gives a yes or no answer to any of these questions ?
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Post by: guesswho on September 28, 2012, 07:36:37 AM
Would you rather someone just answer yes or know?
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Post by: econo on September 28, 2012, 07:53:48 AM
What do you think ?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 28, 2012, 08:06:48 AM
Is it possible to think of what you are thinking of at the same time?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on September 28, 2012, 09:22:13 AM
Do you have any idea what you just asked?
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Post by: guesswho on September 28, 2012, 01:23:09 PM
Can turkeys think?
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Post by: econo on September 28, 2012, 01:56:18 PM
Does Obama think?
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Post by: tomstopper on September 28, 2012, 01:57:39 PM
If so, what does he think about?
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Post by: barry on September 28, 2012, 04:44:08 PM
Does anyone else like chitlin's?
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Post by: guesswho on September 28, 2012, 06:04:07 PM
Is chitlins really spelled with a c.
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Post by: barry on September 28, 2012, 06:14:59 PM
Is it spelled schitlin's with a silent "S"?
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Post by: redarrow on September 28, 2012, 07:06:03 PM
Do you like collards too
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 28, 2012, 07:09:12 PM
Any others out there like me that don't like collards on their shirts?
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Post by: guesswho on September 28, 2012, 09:04:43 PM
Are there people who don't like shirts on their collards?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 28, 2012, 10:21:18 PM

  Whose name on here is the same as mountain oysters ? 
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Post by: redarrow on September 28, 2012, 10:26:38 PM
Are you talking about 'HOGNUTZ" ?
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Post by: vaturkey on September 28, 2012, 10:35:00 PM

Should KFC start serving chitlins & mountain oysters ?
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Post by: redarrow on September 28, 2012, 10:55:03 PM
Why not ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on September 29, 2012, 07:57:36 AM
Am I the only one here that is about to blow chunks?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on September 29, 2012, 08:04:22 AM
How come my wife did not buy some baby back ribs at the store this week?
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Post by: redarrow on September 29, 2012, 09:41:11 AM
Do ribs make you toot ?
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Post by: barry on September 29, 2012, 10:21:33 AM
Do you really give a hoot?
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Post by: guesswho on September 29, 2012, 05:10:26 PM
Is a hoot only one hooter?
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Post by: barry on September 30, 2012, 11:25:55 AM
Can a hoot work at hooters?
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Post by: guesswho on September 30, 2012, 04:25:06 PM
Would it get about half as many tips?
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Post by: redarrow on September 30, 2012, 08:04:06 PM
Would that be the "Tip" of the iceberg?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 01, 2012, 08:38:25 AM
How big is the iceberg?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 01, 2012, 09:46:16 AM
Why, you got a ticket for the Titanic?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 01, 2012, 10:00:47 AM
Are we on a collision course,...and with me on the lowest deck?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 01, 2012, 02:41:07 PM
Why should we heed the warnings?
Why not give her some more steam :TrainWreck1:
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Post by: barry on October 01, 2012, 02:49:33 PM
Did they serve turkey nuggets on the Titanic?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 01, 2012, 05:21:22 PM
Why couldn't Jack climb onto the door?
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Post by: barry on October 01, 2012, 06:00:23 PM
What door?
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Post by: Deputy 14 on October 01, 2012, 08:07:29 PM
Was it the bathroom door?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 02, 2012, 08:18:50 AM
Was the Titanic really unsinkable or was that just unthinkable?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 02, 2012, 09:13:46 AM
Didn't you see the movie?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 02, 2012, 09:16:47 AM
If so would you see it again?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 02, 2012, 09:41:04 AM
Who was forced to watch it 3 times with their girlfriend in 2 weeks.....
Who applauded when you saw Leonardo die for the third time.......
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Post by: barry on October 02, 2012, 10:37:41 AM
You watched a movie 3 times with your girlfriend???
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Post by: guesswho on October 02, 2012, 12:09:02 PM
Why didn't you take your Wife instead?
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Post by: econo on October 02, 2012, 12:23:51 PM
Because she was with me watching a good movie right ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 02, 2012, 12:43:11 PM
Quote from: guesswho on October 02, 2012, 12:09:02 PM
Why didn't you take your Wife instead?
Was it because I was 18 and wasn't married yet.....
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 02, 2012, 01:01:07 PM
Was Titanic one of the best movies of all time?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 02, 2012, 01:28:11 PM
Have you seen Young Frankenstein?
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Post by: guesswho on October 02, 2012, 01:53:22 PM
What happened to old Frankenstein?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 02, 2012, 02:26:06 PM
Anybody seen the movie "Harlem Nights"?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 02, 2012, 02:52:00 PM
Are Young (or old) Frankenstein and Harlem Nights a couple of really good movies?
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Post by: econo on October 02, 2012, 03:26:16 PM
Its fall shouldn't we be talking about hunting and not movie's ?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 02, 2012, 03:37:00 PM
Could we talk about Bambi and have the best of both worlds?
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Post by: barry on October 02, 2012, 03:41:41 PM
What if we just put bambi on the grill and watch huntin' shows?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 02, 2012, 04:30:21 PM
Would you wrap bambi in bacon?
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Post by: redarrow on October 02, 2012, 06:11:36 PM
could you use turkey bacon ?
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Post by: aristico on October 02, 2012, 07:49:56 PM
is it really bacon if it is made out of a turkey?
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Post by: guesswho on October 02, 2012, 08:44:16 PM
What if it's from a baked turkey, wouldn't that be bacon?
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Post by: redarrow on October 02, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
would that be bacon,or bakeon
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Post by: guesswho on October 02, 2012, 09:12:43 PM
Isn't bakeon French for bacon?
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Post by: redarrow on October 02, 2012, 09:19:25 PM
If it is french would you use a ' Baquette" for a BLT ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 02, 2012, 10:44:05 PM
Do you say tamayto or tohmahto?
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Post by: redarrow on October 03, 2012, 07:01:26 AM
Can we just say maters.
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Post by: guesswho on October 03, 2012, 07:42:24 AM
Does it matter if we say mater?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 03, 2012, 08:21:43 AM
If a gater ater mater, would he come back for mo' later, or would he hate'r?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 03, 2012, 09:27:20 AM
Am I the only one who did not know that we had a bunch of poets on this forum?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 03, 2012, 09:43:44 AM
If roses are red and violets are blue, does that make me a poet like the rest of you?
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Post by: lonnie sneed jr. on October 03, 2012, 12:42:20 PM
Does the red roses and blue violets on my new camo, make my butt look BIGER ?????
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Post by: barry on October 03, 2012, 01:06:20 PM
Wow, is that your butt or a flower garden?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 03, 2012, 02:43:05 PM
Are those killer bees real or just in the print?
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Post by: vaturkey on October 03, 2012, 03:12:03 PM

Can killer bees really kill you ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 03, 2012, 04:02:57 PM
If they couldn't why call them "killer" bees
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Post by: tomstopper on October 03, 2012, 04:35:21 PM
Don't most bees have the potential to kill (at least to people who are allergic), so why not call them all killer bees?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 03, 2012, 04:48:52 PM
Isn't that the law of the jungle,...killer bee killed?
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Post by: vaturkey on October 03, 2012, 04:51:44 PM

Do jungles have laws ?
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Post by: barry on October 03, 2012, 05:11:31 PM
Was George of the jungle the lawmaker?
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Post by: aristico on October 03, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
Did George ever watch out for that tree?
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Post by: guesswho on October 03, 2012, 06:18:48 PM
Didn't George move on up?
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Post by: aristico on October 03, 2012, 06:42:13 PM
To a deluxe apartment in the sky?
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Post by: redarrow on October 03, 2012, 07:37:05 PM
Didn't Archie Bunker live next door to him.
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Post by: vaturkey on October 03, 2012, 09:48:48 PM

Do you folks have a special Archie Bunker chair ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 03, 2012, 11:15:42 PM
Geez Edith, were those the days?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 04, 2012, 12:21:13 AM
Does comedy central ever show any reruns of the show?
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Post by: aristico on October 04, 2012, 09:00:08 AM
Didn't they used to have the reruns on TVland?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 04, 2012, 09:27:04 AM
Can you watch them in the heat of the night?
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Post by: aristico on October 04, 2012, 09:51:10 AM
Do they call you Mister Tibbs?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 04, 2012, 10:45:13 AM
Do they call you Althea?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 04, 2012, 11:29:23 AM
Or do they call you Bubba Skinner?
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Post by: aristico on October 04, 2012, 02:44:29 PM
where you keeping the pie tonight?
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Post by: lonnie sneed jr. on October 04, 2012, 03:51:18 PM
How come Bubba's shirt is so tight?
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Post by: aristico on October 04, 2012, 03:57:34 PM
Was he trying to show off his buff bod?
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Post by: redarrow on October 04, 2012, 08:07:35 PM
or his buffalo  ?
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Post by: aristico on October 04, 2012, 08:50:04 PM
did the deer and antelope really play where the buffalo roamed?
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Post by: redarrow on October 04, 2012, 09:21:51 PM
Wouldnt they have to clean up the chips first?
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Post by: vaturkey on October 04, 2012, 10:27:48 PM

Is chip stomping a sport ! 
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Post by: tomstopper on October 04, 2012, 10:44:11 PM
Would you participate?
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Post by: aristico on October 04, 2012, 11:08:20 PM
Haven't we all stomped some chips in our lifetimes?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 05, 2012, 12:32:47 AM
Am I the only one at work right now?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on October 05, 2012, 04:08:44 AM
Are any of you working?
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Post by: econo on October 05, 2012, 08:26:12 AM
wouldn't Obama take care of us if we werent working ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 05, 2012, 08:49:45 AM
How many of us work at jobs that allow us to spend time here during work hours?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 05, 2012, 09:03:36 AM
Who has to look over their shoulder and make sure the boss isn't looking at us looking at OG :you_rock:
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Post by: redarrow on October 05, 2012, 11:22:27 AM
when I log off I'm heading to the deer blind,aren't you ?
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Post by: vaturkey on October 06, 2012, 09:23:51 PM

Who likes retirement ?
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Post by: redarrow on October 06, 2012, 10:17:52 PM
Who doesn't ?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 07, 2012, 12:13:31 AM
Who could afford to in the future?
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Post by: redarrow on October 07, 2012, 08:17:15 AM
Can't the people from OPEC?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 07, 2012, 10:23:36 PM
Does the future look bright through cheap sunglasses?
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Post by: redarrow on October 08, 2012, 07:39:32 AM
Did you ask ZZ Top ?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 08, 2012, 09:23:12 AM
Do you think they can see through those beards?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 08, 2012, 10:11:42 AM
What may be hiding in those beards
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Post by: tomstopper on October 08, 2012, 10:16:49 AM
Would the duck dynasty men know?
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Post by: vaturkey on October 08, 2012, 11:15:59 AM

If you own a Benelli shotgun shouldn't you have a ZZ Top beard ?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 08, 2012, 11:24:10 AM
Does anyone else think Willie could use some xanax?
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Post by: redarrow on October 08, 2012, 10:26:01 PM
Should I ask my dog? His name is Willie.
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 09, 2012, 09:42:53 AM
Is it a coincidence that xanax spelled backwards is xanax?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 09, 2012, 10:14:28 AM
Is it a coincidence that racecar spelled backwards is racecar?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 09, 2012, 04:18:35 PM
...And is it a coincidence that some racecar drivers use xanax given to them by their mom and dad?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 09, 2012, 09:22:56 PM
Which ones?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 10, 2012, 05:35:46 PM
How the heck would I know?
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Post by: redarrow on October 10, 2012, 07:03:11 PM
Well if you dont know who does.
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Post by: tomstopper on October 10, 2012, 07:34:08 PM
Is their any facts to support this?
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Post by: vaturkey on October 11, 2012, 05:53:07 AM

Do you have pics to prove it ! 
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 11, 2012, 09:14:19 AM
Do you have pictures of Joe Biden rehearsing for tonight's gaffes?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 11, 2012, 09:25:38 AM
Would his ugly mug break the camera?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 11, 2012, 05:44:17 PM
Do I resemble that remark?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 12, 2012, 09:47:08 AM
If you did, would you show your face on this forum?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 12, 2012, 12:35:01 PM
Can you do the Boot Scootin' Boogie
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 12, 2012, 05:38:21 PM
Does it require skill of any sort?
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Post by: redarrow on October 12, 2012, 09:13:50 PM
Would I get arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior if I did ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 12, 2012, 10:14:00 PM
Lewd and Lascivious,...isn't that who the debate was between last night?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 13, 2012, 12:59:00 PM
Would lewd and lascivious behavior be exemplified by Bill Clinton?
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Post by: redarrow on October 13, 2012, 05:48:58 PM
Does Bill have Monica on speed dial?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 13, 2012, 08:29:41 PM
Or does Monica have Bill on speed dial?
Title: Re: ??? Question with a Question ???
Post by: redarrow on October 14, 2012, 07:51:59 AM
Does Hillery know about it ?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 14, 2012, 08:15:02 AM
Would she even care or does she have obamas on speed dial?
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Post by: barry on October 14, 2012, 04:00:52 PM
Is that a busy signal I hear???
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Post by: redarrow on October 14, 2012, 04:46:09 PM
Does Bill use a throwaway phone
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Post by: tomstopper on October 14, 2012, 09:24:12 PM
Did Obama give him a free phone to?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 15, 2012, 11:45:52 AM
Who paid for it if it was free?
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Post by: barry on October 15, 2012, 11:48:45 AM
Was the phone a part of the "change"?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 15, 2012, 12:09:08 PM
Does anyone else NOT want to KEEP the CHANGE?
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Post by: redarrow on October 15, 2012, 07:33:29 PM
arent we still waiting for our change
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Post by: chatterbox on October 15, 2012, 07:38:47 PM
Are we sure it's a change we can believe in?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 15, 2012, 09:07:09 PM
Does everyone on this forum agree that the only change we need is for Mitt to beat Obama?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 15, 2012, 09:49:49 PM
Where is the hope
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Post by: econo on October 15, 2012, 10:08:38 PM
We  did get change, the problem is we used to get dollars. Right ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 16, 2012, 08:24:07 AM
Dollars?...What are those?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 16, 2012, 08:36:10 AM
Isn't that what we have before our taxes are taken?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 17, 2012, 12:49:52 PM
How much more could you do with that money
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 17, 2012, 01:16:15 PM
Money?...What money?
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Post by: barry on October 17, 2012, 04:00:35 PM
What was the question again?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 17, 2012, 05:17:03 PM
How come we suck so bad at guessing the winners of football games?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 17, 2012, 10:08:35 PM
Is it we suck, or the teams suck at being consistent?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on October 18, 2012, 06:27:37 PM
When your weight goes over 300 pounds do you become a sheriff?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 18, 2012, 10:53:07 PM
Would you look like Bufford T. Justice?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 22, 2012, 08:34:44 AM
Has everybody run out of questions?
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Post by: redarrow on October 22, 2012, 07:40:24 PM
I cant think of anything,can you?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on October 23, 2012, 06:35:25 AM
Are we there yet?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 23, 2012, 09:07:49 AM
Where are we going?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 23, 2012, 09:31:18 AM
Why are we going?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 23, 2012, 05:48:40 PM
Are there GOBBLERS where we are going?
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Post by: redarrow on October 23, 2012, 05:51:13 PM
Will there be any girls ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 23, 2012, 08:44:04 PM
If Chaz was there, would she still be considered a girl
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Post by: redarrow on October 23, 2012, 09:00:32 PM
what would he/she be wearing ?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 23, 2012, 10:02:39 PM
Are you trying to make me blow chunks?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 24, 2012, 09:46:31 AM
If so, are they going to clean it up?
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Post by: redarrow on October 24, 2012, 09:47:41 AM
Who is they?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 24, 2012, 09:23:33 PM
Are "they" the ones that are the same as the others?
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Post by: redarrow on October 25, 2012, 09:04:22 AM
Are the "others"the same as "they"are ?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 25, 2012, 09:22:24 AM
Does anyone else have a headache?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 25, 2012, 12:41:53 PM
Have you taken anything for it?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 25, 2012, 04:21:38 PM
Did you call the doctor,...wake him up?
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Post by: guesswho on October 25, 2012, 04:28:12 PM
If my Aunt had testicles would she be my Uncle?
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Post by: GobbleNut on October 25, 2012, 04:57:57 PM
Am I having deja deja deja vu?
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Post by: guesswho on October 25, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Or is it deja poo?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 25, 2012, 10:44:57 PM
Isnt that the same as having the runs?
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Post by: redarrow on October 26, 2012, 08:53:46 AM
Isn't the "runs" what you get in your panty hose?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on October 26, 2012, 09:24:15 AM
Is diarrhea hereditary since it runs in your jeans?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 26, 2012, 09:39:05 AM
Would there be more adults wearing diapers if this was true?
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Post by: redarrow on October 27, 2012, 10:48:25 AM
Would you be pampered if you wore Pampers ?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 27, 2012, 01:33:48 PM
Do you depend on Depends
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Post by: redarrow on October 28, 2012, 07:13:40 PM
That depends,doesn't it ?
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Post by: tomstopper on October 29, 2012, 11:28:41 AM
Would anyone admit to wearing either of them?
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Post by: Crutch on October 29, 2012, 10:38:03 PM
Is that like Hope and Change?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 30, 2012, 01:04:22 PM
 Would you depend on Depends and need to be changed
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Post by: redarrow on October 30, 2012, 07:53:09 PM
What do you do with spare change?
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Post by: Eric Gregg on October 30, 2012, 08:14:22 PM
Who has spare change
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Post by: tomstopper on October 31, 2012, 09:55:50 AM
Is spare change really able to be spared?
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Post by: drenalinld on October 31, 2012, 11:50:47 AM
Did you hear that gobble??
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Post by: tomstopper on November 01, 2012, 07:36:56 AM
No. Is it just in your head?
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Post by: redarrow on November 01, 2012, 09:27:49 AM
Does that gobbler use Coin Star for his spare change ?
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Post by: tomstopper on November 01, 2012, 10:14:18 AM
Where does he store his spare change?
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Post by: redarrow on November 02, 2012, 03:10:37 PM
Does he store it in his craw?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on November 05, 2012, 11:12:30 AM
Did anyone forget to set their clocks back?
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Post by: tomstopper on November 05, 2012, 11:45:02 AM
Which would you rather do, set it back or move it ahead?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on November 05, 2012, 02:40:26 PM
Who likes getting up earlier to get in the deer woods before daylight?  :P
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Post by: Eric Gregg on November 05, 2012, 05:29:53 PM
Who is worn out after turkey season
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on November 06, 2012, 09:39:52 AM
Who is worn out after a trip to the grocery store?
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Post by: tomstopper on November 06, 2012, 10:35:26 AM
Who else lets their wife do the shopping for that very reason?
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on November 10, 2012, 06:59:25 AM
How do you hand cuff a one arm man?
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Post by: lightsoutcalls on November 15, 2012, 04:49:18 PM
How do you derail a one track mind?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 12:12:19 PM
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 19, 2020, 12:15:10 PM
Is carpentry not much easier?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 12:35:57 PM
Who says things in life need to be easy?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 19, 2020, 01:00:38 PM
Would that not be the people stuck on the island?
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Post by: Greg Massey on April 19, 2020, 01:06:51 PM
What is a island something in a kitchen
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 01:18:56 PM
Would it be so bad to live off the grid in isolation?
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Post by: ManfromGreenSwamp on April 19, 2020, 01:43:01 PM
Who are you people?


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Post by: captpete on April 19, 2020, 01:47:34 PM
Where are they from?
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Post by: Spitten and drummen on April 19, 2020, 01:55:03 PM
How olds this thread?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 19, 2020, 03:31:04 PM
2012, who cares though?
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Post by: old turk on April 19, 2020, 05:44:53 PM
do you walk to work or carry your lunch
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Post by: Tom007 on April 19, 2020, 07:14:14 PM
Ready to reopen things up
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 07:15:12 PM
SteelCityArcher opened an old thread.
Why did he do that?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 19, 2020, 07:30:45 PM
Turned out to be fun, what led you to do that SteelCityArcher?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 07:33:05 PM
Because it's fun. Who doesn't like to have fun?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 19, 2020, 07:36:38 PM
Gargamel does not, do you remember him?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 09:16:54 PM
Why is Gargamel such a scrooge?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 19, 2020, 09:58:13 PM
Maybe he has hemorrhoids?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 10:05:21 PM
What did Papa Smurf do that was so wrong?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 19, 2020, 10:18:59 PM
Quote from: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 10:05:21 PM
What did Papa Smurf do that was so wrong?

Do you think that there was only one Smurfette could have been a problem?
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Post by: Tail Feathers on April 19, 2020, 10:36:12 PM
Did Bill leave a bigger stain on the office of the presidency or Monica's dress?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 19, 2020, 11:01:24 PM
Why do Politcians leave a stain on everything?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 20, 2020, 12:15:14 AM
Why can't there just be an honest one?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 20, 2020, 01:16:50 AM
Is honesty the best policy?
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Post by: ManfromGreenSwamp on April 20, 2020, 10:31:32 AM
Are you seriously telling the truth right now??


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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 20, 2020, 10:36:30 AM
Isn't telling the truth over-rated?
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Post by: VaBoy on April 20, 2020, 10:59:48 AM
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ?   
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 20, 2020, 01:32:23 PM
Why is Clockwork Orange considered a classic movie?
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Post by: NCL on April 21, 2020, 09:28:25 AM
When does a classic movie become classic?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 21, 2020, 12:13:53 PM
What is the difference between classic and old?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 21, 2020, 12:16:03 PM
Isn't it a time and class matter?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 21, 2020, 02:24:52 PM
Come to think of it, why does anything matter?
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Post by: Kytomgetter on April 21, 2020, 04:06:59 PM
Are you joking right now?
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Post by: WorkingBirds on April 21, 2020, 04:23:04 PM
Do jokes make you laugh?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 21, 2020, 08:17:32 PM
Is laughter the best medicine?
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Post by: Kytomgetter on April 21, 2020, 09:18:32 PM
Do you laugh till it hurts?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 21, 2020, 10:19:42 PM
Does hurting always have pain involved?
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Post by: NCL on April 22, 2020, 11:26:17 AM
Is pain a higher form of hurting?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 22, 2020, 12:32:31 PM
Does marriage increase your pain tolerance?
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Post by: ManfromGreenSwamp on April 26, 2020, 11:41:32 AM
Marriage is supposed to be pleasant??


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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 26, 2020, 01:01:09 PM
Did we not learn anything from Al Bundy?
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Post by: WorkingBirds on April 27, 2020, 02:41:26 PM
Could Al and Fred be related?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 27, 2020, 02:47:05 PM
Could Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton be related?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 27, 2020, 05:31:29 PM
Would she be willing to admit it if she were?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 27, 2020, 10:27:46 PM

Did Sally really sell seashells by the seashore?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 28, 2020, 09:54:55 PM
Quote from: SteelCityArcher on April 27, 2020, 10:27:46 PM

Did Sally really sell seashells by the seashore?
No, She sold seashells by the seashore, how did Sally get dragged into this anyway?
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on April 28, 2020, 10:02:58 PM
Sally is a hooker at Daytona Beach. That's what she's doing by the seashore. Could she possibly be the one who burnt down Sheryl's She Shed? Hmmm.....

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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 28, 2020, 10:06:36 PM
Quote from: RutnNStrutn on April 28, 2020, 10:02:58 PM
Sally is a hooker at Daytona Beach. That's what she's doing by the seashore. Could she possibly be the one who burnt down Sheryl's She Shed? Hmmm.....

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What you doing hanging out with hookers anyway? Hmm
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 28, 2020, 10:42:58 PM
Rumor has it Sally likes Gun's & Hoses. Could this be true?
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on April 28, 2020, 10:46:56 PM
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Rumor has it Sally likes Gun's & Hoses. Could this be true?

Rumor has it that Sally makes frequent trips to the Steel City. Could it be you she's seeing? Hmmm.

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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 28, 2020, 10:53:40 PM
Well played. Who knew Sally had such good taste?
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on April 28, 2020, 10:55:53 PM
Her good taste is why she likes Guns N' Hoses!!!
Why would hunters go to the sea shore? Hmmm......

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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 28, 2020, 11:03:18 PM
What? You don't believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
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Post by: Tom007 on April 29, 2020, 06:12:00 AM
Is he related to Bigfoot?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 29, 2020, 07:30:29 AM
How did they find Bigfoot to put him in the "Messin' with Sasquatch" commercials?
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Post by: Sir-diealot on April 29, 2020, 07:33:14 AM
Didn't they just go to Rosie O'Donnell's house?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 29, 2020, 02:15:17 PM
Why do you have to insult Bigfoot like that? What did he ever do to you?
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Post by: GobbleNut on April 29, 2020, 03:20:26 PM
Why is he called bigfoot and not bigfeet?
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Post by: Kytomgetter on April 29, 2020, 03:50:08 PM
Do you think one foot might be bigger than the other?
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on April 29, 2020, 06:55:38 PM
More importantly, do you think his feet smell?

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Post by: ManfromGreenSwamp on April 29, 2020, 07:13:21 PM
Does said feet of Mr.Bigs have a nose?


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Post by: Tom007 on April 29, 2020, 08:04:17 PM
Is Bigfoot Sasquatches brother?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on April 29, 2020, 10:07:05 PM
If so, do they have the same Mother?
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Post by: GobbleNut on May 03, 2020, 02:39:39 PM
I think I know, but who's the father?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on May 03, 2020, 04:02:25 PM
Could it be George "The Animal" Steele?
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Post by: GobbleNut on May 03, 2020, 04:04:42 PM
I don't know,...he is ugly enough,...but do you think he is "furry" enough?...
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on May 03, 2020, 07:51:39 PM
Maybe it is Harry from Harry and the Henderson's?
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Post by: GobbleNut on May 19, 2020, 09:28:56 AM
Did talking about bigfoot skeer everybody away from this thread for almost three weeks?...
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Post by: Tail Feathers on May 19, 2020, 10:21:58 AM
Or did turkey season hit and cause all sorts of temporary insanity?
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Post by: GobbleNut on May 19, 2020, 10:42:26 AM
Are the terms "turkey hunter" and "insanity" synonymous?...
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Post by: NCL on May 19, 2020, 11:26:20 AM
If "turkey hunter" is synonymous with "insanity" when are all turkey hunters insane?
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Post by: GobbleNut on May 19, 2020, 05:18:35 PM
Can real turkey hunters just be insane in the spring, or does a real turkey hunter have to be insane all year long?...
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Post by: NCL on May 20, 2020, 09:10:14 AM
If you are not insane then what type of turkey hunter are you?
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Post by: WorkingBirds on May 20, 2020, 12:14:54 PM
Could insane and extremely motivated be the same thing?
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Post by: SteelCityArcher on May 20, 2020, 06:47:01 PM
This thread died and I bumped it back to life. Maybe people don't think it's that fun?