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Title: Blonde Pilot
Post by: Hognutz on August 09, 2012, 01:33:46 PM
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This is the story of the blonde flying in a two seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She is frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K."... says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: "Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

 
Title: Re: Blonde Pilot
Post by: Spring Creek Calls on August 09, 2012, 02:27:15 PM
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Post by: redarrow on August 09, 2012, 02:49:50 PM
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Post by: Sherrell on August 09, 2012, 03:26:39 PM
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Post by: captin_hook on August 09, 2012, 04:55:49 PM
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Post by: tomstopper on August 10, 2012, 07:38:22 AM
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Post by: albrubacker on August 10, 2012, 04:32:03 PM
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Post by: surehuntsalot on August 13, 2012, 06:00:27 PM
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Post by: HogBiologist on August 13, 2012, 09:50:42 PM
would it be more appropriate to say "Thy Kingdom Come" or "to kingdom come"
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