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Title: Loving Husband.
Post by: Hognutz on January 30, 2012, 02:53:41 PM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only  $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Post by: turkey slayer on January 30, 2012, 02:56:44 PM
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Post by: turkey harvester on January 30, 2012, 02:59:48 PM
Good one :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: M,Yingling on January 30, 2012, 08:40:52 PM
 :lol: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: runngun on January 30, 2012, 09:57:16 PM
Priceless
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Post by: JVA54 on January 31, 2012, 08:15:41 AM
 
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Post by: Basser69 on January 31, 2012, 11:47:38 AM
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Post by: nctrkyhntr on January 31, 2012, 12:54:54 PM
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Post by: kamski1151 on January 31, 2012, 06:28:13 PM
good point...
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Post by: h2obil on January 31, 2012, 08:16:57 PM
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Post by: jerseyjimk on February 01, 2012, 03:25:00 PM
now thats funny
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Post by: Crappiepro on February 01, 2012, 04:21:18 PM
Thats funny!!  :happy0064:
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Post by: Ol'Mossy on February 01, 2012, 04:33:55 PM
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Post by: BOFF on February 01, 2012, 08:40:12 PM
I laughed out loud!!


Thanks, I needed that!!





God Bless,
David B.
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Post by: timberjack86 on February 01, 2012, 09:06:53 PM
 :TooFunny: :you_rock:
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Post by: bcc2011 on February 01, 2012, 09:22:26 PM
AMEN :TooFunny:
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on February 02, 2012, 06:54:24 AM
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Post by: flintlock on February 02, 2012, 07:37:06 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!  You aint nuthin' but ignern't!!!!

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